so in january or february i was dating this kid named ryan. real sweet, real nice guy, but for a plethora of reasons (namely, I dumped him) it didn't work out. oh well. anyways, a few weeks back, he tells me that he's pretty sure he has gonorrhea (he has some of the symptoms), and since hes only been with one guy since me, i probably gave it to ( Read more... )

im sad the pope died. i was in bed sketchy as hell and i had just fucked my 19 year old boyfriend. i wonder if I killed him with my flagrantness :( i hope not. i loved the pope, he was great. anyways, rest in peace karol. so im dating this new guy, his name is ____ and hes 19. hes french canadian and just about the smallest boy ever. i think ( Read more... )

so im walking home from the rideau centre and i see a blind woman walking towards me with her dog. i give them both enough room to go by because im a decent person. she stops me to ask where 355 daly is... i look up and see 322 so i tell her to keep going. then i get to the intersection and see this isnt fucking daly st were on, but do i go back ( Read more... )

i just spilled chocolate pudding all over my carpet. who does this kinda thing!?!

this is surprising... a really interesting about gay issues and tolerance from the washington fucking post... whats next, foxnews covering the gay pride parade ( Read more... )

me: *doing homework and/or making the world a better place*
person: hey whats up
me: *being polite* uhhh... hey
person: *commences to be boring and monosyllabic*
person: brb... phone
me: you fucking msged me you idiot
me: *dies*

fin.

so yeah jeff got into trouble for claiming to be who he isnt.... i usually get into trouble for claiming im not someone i am (if youve ever been introduced to me at a club and I told you my name was Elijah, im sorry but you werent attractive enough for me to want you to know my real name). One month til exams now.... i think (knock on wood) im ( Read more... )

i tried to buy party favours tonight but couldnt, yay ottawa. oh well its cold out and the only place to go was this shitty bar with a drag show downtown and i didnt feel like rubbing up against some dirty twink all night long. still, i want an adventure. maybe i can go to montreal this weekend. that would be nice. im reading this book called ( Read more... )

I just watched FUBAR, im sad that I cant use any of the lines as they are all worn out and Passe right now. Im so behind the times. I still like survivor and americas next top model. what is wrong with me. its this city, it has become big brother. i love you ottawa for your zany pubs and horrible cold. back to studying now. ZBAM ( Read more... )

Hey, how's it going? I just wanted to let you know that my favorite movie of all time is a Will Smith action vehicle being released this summer. I just can't get enough of his wisecracking and punching things. Maybe they'll give him a gun in this movie or maybe they'll just have him rely on his wits and sex appeal. It doesn't matter what he uses to ( Read more... )