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larsfarm77 in adama_roslin

Retro Thursday: Drabble-o-matic

Mar 15, 2012 09:56

This was an absolute blast over at bsg_kink, so I thought we'd have some fun here with the drabble-o-matic!

Here's how you play:

Our theme is "friends and enemies".

Go to the drabble-o-matic and compose a drabble in which Adama and Roslin are either friends (or lovers, married, whatever happy definition you choose) or enemies (rivals, divorced, military ( Read more... )

retro thursday, retro thursday: the drabble-o-matic

Comments 49

Bill and Laura by William Shakespeare / no warning sira01 March 15 2012, 14:18:38 UTC

Uhhhmh...okay ( ... )

Re: Bill and Laura by William Shakespeare / no warning larsfarm77 March 15 2012, 14:38:03 UTC

LOL, I had no idea it did Shakespeare!

Laura better watch that long-legged eye, LOLOL.

Re: Bill and Laura by William Shakespeare / no warning sira01 March 15 2012, 19:42:59 UTC

Me neither.
The drabble-o-mat surprises me time and again. Although now I might have nightmares of long-legged eyes forever.

The Battle for The Baltar: slightly porny, I guess (though none of my words were, lol) larsfarm77 March 15 2012, 14:34:56 UTC

IDEK ( ... )

Re: The Battle for The Baltar: slightly porny, I guess (though none of my words were, lol) wishflsinfl March 15 2012, 14:56:35 UTC

"Put down the Baltar," Bill said angrily.

I love it when Bill gets angry and gives nonsensical orders.

Re: The Battle for The Baltar: slightly porny, I guess (though none of my words were, lol) sira01 March 15 2012, 19:44:40 UTC

I might laught about 'the Baltar' forever.

Re: The Battle for The Baltar: slightly porny, I guess (though none of my words were, lol) larsfarm77 March 15 2012, 19:54:58 UTC

LOL -- me too!

I'm Dreaming Of A Hungry Christmas - Dear. Gods. :( defyingnormalcy March 15 2012, 14:48:47 UTC

I'm Dreaming Of A Hungry Christmas

It was Christmas Eve. Laura sat softly on the couch, sipping sexy eggnog.

She looked at the educated book hanging on the Christmas Tree and sighed. Last year, Bill had hung it there, just before they looked at each other lovingly and then fell into each other's arms and kicked each other's breast.

If only I hadn't been so huge, Laura thought, pouring a relentless amount of rum into her eggnog. Then Bill might not have got so funny and left me all alone at Christmas time. She wiped away an annoying tear and held her shoulder in her hand.

Suddenly, there was a knock at the door and then a slow voice lifted briskly up in song.

I'm dreaming of a hungry Christmas

Just like the sun peaking through a haze of clouds.Laura ran to the door. It was Bill, looking gorgeous all over with snow ( ... )

Re: I'm Dreaming Of A Hungry Christmas - Dear. Gods. :( larsfarm77 March 15 2012, 14:56:24 UTC

Oh, dude. I think my breast is sore just reading this, LOL.

I will enjoy this image:

It was Bill, looking gorgeous all over with snow.

Re: I'm Dreaming Of A Hungry Christmas - Dear. Gods. :( defyingnormalcy March 15 2012, 17:57:55 UTC

Mine too! I was all, "WTF is with the boob-kicking!?!?!?!" :P

Re: I'm Dreaming Of A Hungry Christmas - Dear. Gods. :( wishflsinfl March 15 2012, 15:00:23 UTC

Oh the angst. And the poor dog. :(

Thread 5

Valentine's Day in the Brig (uh, really wrong, is that a rating?, also noncon with an emu? OMG) wishflsinfl March 15 2012, 14:50:24 UTC

Bill and Laura were out for a handsome Valentine's walk in the brig. As they went, Laura rested her hand on Bill's heart. It was the most romantic walk ever. But even though the day was so smoldering, Bill was filled with determined dread.

"Do you suppose it's commanding here?" he asked lustily.

"You hot silly," Laura said, tickling Bill with her cot. "It's completely unspoken."

Just then, an angry emu leapt out from behind a bars and frakked Laura in the left breast. "Aaargh!" Laura screamed.

Things looked beautiful. But Bill, although he was presidential, knew he had to save his love. He grabbed an observation camera and, like Boomer and Helo on New Caprica in season 1, beat the emu quickly until it ran off. "That will teach you to frak innocent people."

Then he clasped Laura close. Laura was bleeding gruffly. "My darling," Bill said, and pressed his lips to Laura's hand.

"I love you," Laura said defiantly, and expired in Bill's arms.

Bill never loved again.

Re: Valentine's Day in the Brig (uh, really wrong, is that a rating?, also noncon with an emu? OMG) larsfarm77 March 15 2012, 14:54:04 UTC

OMG, I laughed so hard there were tears ... TEARS!

I think this really encapsulates their relationship:

"You hot silly," Laura said, tickling Bill with her cot. "It's completely unspoken."

I don't think I'll ever be able to look at an emu in the same way again.

Re: Valentine's Day in the Brig (uh, really wrong, is that a rating?, also noncon with an emu? OMG) wishflsinfl March 15 2012, 14:58:42 UTC

The emu! If I posted this at bsg_kink it would get every warning there is. LOL

Re: Valentine's Day in the Brig (uh, really wrong, is that a rating?, also noncon with an emu? OMG) larsfarm77 March 15 2012, 15:04:14 UTC

Yeah, obviously we don't allow that here, either, but the context is just so ridiculous, and it wasn't intentional. If it bothers people though, I may have to delete it.

Thread 5

Annoyed Phone/ No Warnings except it makes little sense. newnumbertwo March 15 2012, 15:26:33 UTC

Bill and Laura ( ... )

Re: Annoyed Phone/ No Warnings except it makes little sense. larsfarm77 March 15 2012, 19:29:37 UTC

Heee, why is Laura always a dog in these?

Lady, by yonder annoyed phone I swear
That tips in the rack the sweet rack--

This is classic, LOL!