Retro Thursday: Drabble-o-matic

[larsfarm77]

This was an absolute blast over at bsg_kink, so I thought we'd have some fun here with the drabble-o-matic!

Here's how you play:

Our theme is "friends and enemies".

Go to the drabble-o-matic and compose a drabble in which Adama and Roslin are either friends (or lovers, married, whatever happy definition you choose) or enemies (rivals, divorced, military

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Valentine's Day in the Brig (uh, really wrong, is that a rating?, also noncon with an emu? OMG)

[wishflsinfl]

Bill and Laura were out for a handsome Valentine's walk in the brig. As they went, Laura rested her hand on Bill's heart. It was the most romantic walk ever. But even though the day was so smoldering, Bill was filled with determined dread.

"Do you suppose it's commanding here?" he asked lustily.

"You hot silly," Laura said, tickling Bill with her cot. "It's completely unspoken."

Just then, an angry emu leapt out from behind a bars and frakked Laura in the left breast. "Aaargh!" Laura screamed.

Things looked beautiful. But Bill, although he was presidential, knew he had to save his love. He grabbed an observation camera and, like Boomer and Helo on New Caprica in season 1, beat the emu quickly until it ran off. "That will teach you to frak innocent people."

Then he clasped Laura close. Laura was bleeding gruffly. "My darling," Bill said, and pressed his lips to Laura's hand.

"I love you," Laura said defiantly, and expired in Bill's arms.

Bill never loved again.

Re: Valentine's Day in the Brig (uh, really wrong, is that a rating?, also noncon with an emu? OMG)

[larsfarm77]

OMG, I laughed so hard there were tears ... TEARS!

I think this really encapsulates their relationship:

"You hot silly," Laura said, tickling Bill with her cot. "It's completely unspoken."

I don't think I'll ever be able to look at an emu in the same way again.

Re: Valentine's Day in the Brig (uh, really wrong, is that a rating?, also noncon with an emu? OMG)

[wishflsinfl]

The emu! If I posted this at bsg_kink it would get every warning there is. LOL

Re: Valentine's Day in the Brig (uh, really wrong, is that a rating?, also noncon with an emu? OMG)

[larsfarm77]

Yeah, obviously we don't allow that here, either, but the context is just so ridiculous, and it wasn't intentional. If it bothers people though, I may have to delete it.

Re: Valentine's Day in the Brig (uh, really wrong, is that a rating?, also noncon with an emu? OMG)

[wishflsinfl]

Ha, yeah, delete it if you think it's problematic. IDEK.