I heart the DMV

[acutainbaby]

So I haven't done a damn thing for the last week and a half.  Except drink on weekends.  But oh have I been drinking on weekends.  Good thing my friends are all lame now and they're like, "we're not going to your apartment to drink because we would rather go to raves every weekend with all the sixteen year olds that also go to raves every weekend

Comments

[mykillswitch]

where is this magical place at?

[imajennywoohoo]

Woah, woah, woah! Easy on the prepositions.

[acutainbaby]

yeah i'm going to give you my address on livejournal.

[imajennywoohoo]

Sounds like Dustin's had a lot of experience with the ladies.

[captainhoward]

we need to have a porn party before that shit gets turned off

...on the other hand, if we invite the cable guy to the porn party i'm pretty sure he'll leave it on.

[acutainbaby]

our porn hasn't been working. i think the cable guy is somehow fucking it up on purpose, hoping we'll call.

[captainhoward]

damn that jim carey.