I'm serious this time. I'm getting fat. I really am. In the past few days, I've gained five pounds for no reason what so ever!! And my pants are getting tight.
...T______________________________________T I'M FAT!!!! I'm like Gluttony! Only fatter!!!!
MISTRE BOUGHT ME A TRUCK SETO, SO IN YORU FACE WITH YOUR LITTLE FUCKING 'NOT UNTIL YOU SOBER UP' BITS. HA. HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHHAAHUAHAHAHAHAHU. HA. HA FUCKING HA.
Last time this happened, I gained a ton of weight. Who ever's in my body, don't you dare. If I find out I gained a pound, I will kill you. Come talk to me before you eat, tell me what you're eating and how much of it, and I'll tell you if you're allowed.