Dear Santa. Admiral. Whichever you are.

I recently found this book in the library. Let me share with you, Santa, and you as well, Barge. It's called There's No Such Thing as a Chanukah Bush, Sandy Goldstein. It a heartwarming tale about being Jewish during Christmastime, featuring a curious little girl, a wise grandfather, and acceptance. Awh, see ( Read more... )

[Backdated to last night, Hey, Admiral, kid! Filter:]

It'd just make my fucking day if you could bring my inmate back to life. Please and thank you.

[Present-dated, Warden Filter:Last night Clapet was attacked. Don't have any idea who did it yet, as my inmate's still sleeping off death, but if your inmate stumbled back home all covered in blood ( Read more... )

[Everyone enjoy the musical stylings of Donny Donowitz as he hums I Have a Little Dreidel. There's also the sound of some rummaging around being done in the background, but ignore that. Pay attention to the song. It's festive ( Read more... )

Heeeeeey, Clapet! Guess what, buddy? It's time to let you outta zero!

[aka, your plan backfired, time to taste SWEET, SWEET FREEDOM and possibly get shanked, jerk.]

[Donny's communicator turns on. At first there's just a hell of a lot of mumbled words and frustrated (but manly) grunts, then everything slowly gets a little clearer as he brings the the thing closer up to his face. Said mumbling and fumbling sounds a little something like this:]

Fuck - no, stupid piece of shit, I want the filt - no, filter, fil ( Read more... )

Question, Barge.

Are people still acting a little crazy? Because one of you put a flower on my door.

Do I have a secret admirer out there? Woman? Man? Fellow vampire? [Wink, Armand.] Come on, don't be shy. I won't make fun. Much.

((ooc: Howie left the poppy on Donny's door for Veteran's/Remembrance Day. Donny doesn't get it. He secretly likes ( Read more... )

[Donny's propped up his communicator on his desk, which actually gives a pretty good view of his bunker-like room. His walls are looking a little bare since he's pulled down his pinups and German dog tags, but he doesn't give people much time to stare before he pops his head on into the shot ( Read more... )

[Donny's turned on his communicator while taking a stroll around Salem with Clapet. He whistles a little.] Saaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaalem. Salem Salem Salem. Witch City ( Read more... )

You now what I learned from that flood? Nothing. Baseball will always be more fun that math.

Also, if you put two very different people together, bad things will happen. That's what we can take away from this. Everybody write that down for future reference.

( Private messages to Sveta, Costigan, and Seven )

[Filtered to the Carnie Folk (especially Kirk, Leia, and Morgan ( Read more... )