31. hooray for prison hooch!

[actuallyagolem]

ATTENTION BARGE: If you somehow got some booze from Clapet, do not drink it. I repeat, do not drink the hooch.

[Warden Filter:]

My inmate's been making wine, and I'm pretty sure he's been selling it to other inmates. The guy just put out a really bad batch, so if your inmate's a boozehound, I'd run to check their cabins now. The stuff's strong

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Warden filter.

[actuallyagolem]

Yeah, no problem, Claire.

[flashy_magic]

...I have the feeling I should be glad my warden takes me to the pub right now.

[actuallyagolem]

You should probably just feel lucky you have a warden that wants to take you to the pub.

[flashy_magic]

Oh, I do.

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[lost_undercover]

Keepin' busy, guy?

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[actuallyagolem]

Oh yeah. Up to my friggin' elbows in busy.

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[lost_undercover]

Need any help?

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[actuallyagolem]

Actually....yeah. I kind of need help getting Clapet down to the infirmary.

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[christ_onabike]

...Never drink the fucking prison wine.

It's like... a first rule or something. Sobriety's preferable.

Has it blinded anyone, or are you exaggerating?

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[actuallyagolem]

Funny, I've heard that before too. Some of these people have clearly never been to jail before.

Oh, it hasn't blinded anyone. It's killed someone.

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[christ_onabike]

Most of 'em haven't. I've counted about three, four ex-cons here.

...Christ.

Your guy?

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[actuallyagolem]

Yeah, my guy.

It wasn't the prettiest thing to walk in on.