31. hooray for prison hooch!

[actuallyagolem]

ATTENTION BARGE: If you somehow got some booze from Clapet, do not drink it. I repeat, do not drink the hooch.

[Warden Filter:]

My inmate's been making wine, and I'm pretty sure he's been selling it to other inmates. The guy just put out a really bad batch, so if your inmate's a boozehound, I'd run to check their cabins now. The stuff's strong

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[christ_onabike]

...Never drink the fucking prison wine.

It's like... a first rule or something. Sobriety's preferable.

Has it blinded anyone, or are you exaggerating?

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[actuallyagolem]

Funny, I've heard that before too. Some of these people have clearly never been to jail before.

Oh, it hasn't blinded anyone. It's killed someone.

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[christ_onabike]

Most of 'em haven't. I've counted about three, four ex-cons here.

...Christ.

Your guy?

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[actuallyagolem]

Yeah, my guy.

It wasn't the prettiest thing to walk in on.

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[christ_onabike]

No, man... I know.

Jesus. I'm sorry.

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[actuallyagolem]

Serves him right for making a low quality product.

But thanks.

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[christ_onabike]

Well, serves him right for using his own supply. First rule of dealing anything.

It ain't a nice thing to come across, though.