sum sum sum summer

[acrosstheocean_]

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[pfft_yeahh]

are you going to chandler or basha?

[acrosstheocean_]

i am going to the 'lurr.

[funeral_ss]

>:[]

[itsobritish]

rest in peice j.j. pockets. did you give him a proper toilet burial?
sounds like you have a full summer planned, have fun<3

[acrosstheocean_]

no, i thought that would be disgusting &distasteful. i buried him in the backyard &made him a tombstone and everything. ): rest in peace, man.

i do have a full summer! i'm going to be so tired. what do you have planned this summer?

[itsobritish]

i so spelled peace wrong. DOUCHE.

[acrosstheocean_]

one time, i had to go with my friend to buy her mom some douches because she was going to have surgery soon after. it was pretty awesome to have all of the store clerks stare at us, holding them feminine-cleaners.

[itsobritish]

*gag* i can see it now, in twenty years you will have your own douche company, they will be in hi demand. they will be sold on ebay and in every "douches by mary ann" boutique around the world.
ok i had way too much fun with that.

[acrosstheocean_]

will you be my partner in this new business venture? i think, i'll make these douches have special designs on them. 'designer douches: get out that smell-being fashionably well'.

[itsobritish]

i am speechless, yes. you are genius.

[acrosstheocean_]

pfft. i knew that.