Comments | ack_attack: Do I ~*.*~*~*-*DAZZLE*-*~*~*.*~ YOU!?

ack_attack

Do I ~.~~-DAZZLE-~~.~ YOU!?

Jun 04, 2009 19:27

So I know I'm like a year behind the times, but I finally just watched TWILIGHT. Just for the lulz.

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rpattz, lol, twilight, movies

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ack_attack June 5 2009, 02:13:15 UTC

OH LIZ by the way while searching for the perfect RPattz picture to accompany this post, I google image searched around and saw the one of him biting your name. But some girl had pasted her face over your name, and the caption said "I wish he would bite ME" and I was like LOL I know who he was biting.

REMEMBER CEDRIC DIGGORY. They should have him come back as a sparkly vampire.

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ack_attack June 5 2009, 02:23:41 UTC

AHHHH HAHAHAHA so your spit has touched his spit, so therefore you've totally made out. Now you're part sparkly and part Hufflepuff.

lady_maethoriel June 5 2009, 02:13:41 UTC

Lol, you know, the sparkling parts sounded a lot less stupid on paper then they looked in the movie.

ack_attack June 5 2009, 02:15:50 UTC

LOL I GREATLY DOUBT THAT.

It reminded me of Tobias on Arrested Development being covered in diamond dust.

aymaera June 5 2009, 02:29:10 UTC

This is so not true omg. He had an *incandescent* chest lmao. If anything the movie did a good job cutting out eight hundred of bella's Edward descriptions

handsomejin June 5 2009, 05:20:37 UTC

THE SPARKLING PARTS WERE 100 PERCENT RETARDED IN THE BOOKS

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ack_attack June 5 2009, 02:16:49 UTC

I refused to pay money to watch this thing, but OHHH I may have to see the second one just so I can laugh really loud with a group of people hating on me hahaha. SOOOO BAD.

starbuck42084 June 5 2009, 02:15:11 UTC

Is this what you were referring to?

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ack_attack June 5 2009, 02:18:17 UTC

LOL that is exactly what I'm referring to. It's like CRAZY. And he keeps doing that face for like 5 minutes HAHAHAHAA.

Yeahhh see I never cared about ANY vampires, I mean I liked Buffy a lot and nothing can beat Angel, but this is just...it hurts my brain to think so many people think this is a GOOD STORY. Like hot guy, sure, but good story, noooo.

pinkphatty_wut June 5 2009, 02:26:40 UTC

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

I wish this was appropriate to show to all the damn Twilighters I have in my class.

neekbreek June 5 2009, 02:15:19 UTC

LOL

i'm so ashamed that i've seen this movie no less than five times and that it's on my ipod. :( i swear! it's only for the two minutes of werewolf!

ack_attack June 5 2009, 02:19:30 UTC

Hahaha you know I had no idea about this Jacob dude being a werewolf until they SHOVED IT DOWN YOUR THROAT SO MUCH that I was like "Oh I guess he's a werewolf...?"

He's pretty cute though lol. I wonder if he's a distant cousin of Sirius Black. Same name. Both dogs. You know.

neekbreek June 5 2009, 02:21:47 UTC

lmfaooooo IKR. they're the only redeeming quality of this entire series though and the only reason i still give a crap. someone must have written those parts for her because they're actually readable, where the other parts with edward are just so stupid.

he's hot as haaaale. he's like 17 though but omg we get to see his abs in the next one and i will go to jail for a chance to hit it idc.