LOLOLOLOLZ! ROONIL, NOBODY LIKEZ U

[ack_attack]

BEST DEATHLY HALLOWS RECAP EVER.

I'm only sorry I didn't write this myself.

...I'll have to do something, though. I am the recap lady, amiright??

Excerpt:

Ron: But if they killed *SPOILER*, anyone can die. Even me, and I still haven't told Hermione how much I love her.
Hermione: What was that last bit?
Ron: Nothing.

Comments

[schmiss]

Wow. Neville. You are hardcore. Fucking Henry Rollins.

OMG OMG hahahahaha. Henry Rollins to be playing Neville in Movie 7 plz.

[ack_attack]

My head would explode LOL he would need to get a Nagini tattoo on his neck or something.

[the_rhianna]

I saw that a couple of days ago and I was highly amused. I didn't think it was good all the time but when it was....oh my.

Neville is fucking hardcore.

[thereflections]

Dear Neville. CAN I BE AS HXC AS YOU?

thought not.

[curious_hair]

Millions of children around the world scream while their parents curse Rowling. But Rowling just cackles madly, secure in the knowledge that she's richer than the Queen and has gonads the size of bowling balls.

Bowling balls, indeed.

[shesnotasecret_]

HAHAHAHAHA:
Now this is a story all about how my life got flipped, turned upside down and I'd like to take a minute, just sit right there, and tell you how I became the half-blood Prince of a school called H-warts. In Spinner's End born and raised, in the playground is where I spent most of my days, chillin' out, maxin', relaxin' out cool, shootin' some quaffles outside of the school.