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acertifieduser

○ 02: bu-DUM

May 29, 2011 18:33

[AUDIO: Eddie sounds like he might be fatigued or hung over.]

Why the fuck is there a shark in the level five common room?

[ooc; Still on hiatus, but around most of today/tonight and then back June 1. Please note, there is a shark. Eddie is not lying.]

! withdrawals, in honor of warren white

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gotgreenmagic May 29 2011, 22:40:45 UTC

The shark's been there, like, forever. How long have you been here?

acertifieduser May 29 2011, 23:56:46 UTC

About two weeks, but I'm not usually wandering around level five.

gotgreenmagic May 30 2011, 00:01:24 UTC

Huh.

Well, Brown covered it. We used to have some guy here who was creepily into sharks, he asked the Admiral for a shark, now the Barge has a shark.

acertifieduser May 30 2011, 00:51:23 UTC

Who feeds that thing?

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ichoosefight May 29 2011, 22:51:36 UTC

It was Warren Sharpe's pet. He stayed on the ship when Warren left. He's kinda cute, when you get used to him.

acertifieduser May 29 2011, 23:57:47 UTC

Warren Sharpe? Who's that?

ichoosefight May 30 2011, 00:02:44 UTC

Oh, crap. I'm sorry, It's Warren White. He's been gone for a while. He used to be a member of organized crime in Gotham, called himself the Great White Shark. At least, that's how I know him. He used to be an inmate here.

acertifieduser May 30 2011, 00:52:29 UTC

Clearly you didn't know him that well.

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whattheytellyou May 30 2011, 01:14:30 UTC

It's been in there for a while.

acertifieduser May 30 2011, 01:16:45 UTC

I haven't been.

whattheytellyou May 30 2011, 01:20:56 UTC

I talked to the Admiral about your file, by the way. He can't let me have it. I guess there's confidentiality reasoning or something along those lines, but hopefully you'll be assigned a warden soon.

acertifieduser May 30 2011, 01:27:16 UTC

Thanks.

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19centconstable May 30 2011, 01:29:36 UTC

I had assumed it was because that's where his tank is.

Unless it's a she-shark.

acertifieduser May 30 2011, 01:30:41 UTC

What the hell are you talking about?

19centconstable May 30 2011, 01:34:04 UTC

Well he couldn't very well be in any of the other common rooms, as they don't have tanks. I'm not sure how one would transport a shark between rooms anyway. It doesn't sound like a very good idea at all.

acertifieduser May 30 2011, 01:39:02 UTC

Why would a "she-shark" be different?

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tadwizard May 30 2011, 01:31:42 UTC

I think it comes down to the Admiral thinking sharks are cool.

acertifieduser May 30 2011, 01:47:55 UTC

That makes sense, but it's pretty random.

tadwizard May 30 2011, 01:54:01 UTC

Well, there was this one guy that used to be here that requested it, but the Admiral doesn't fill every request, so I figure that's the reason he filled it.

acertifieduser May 30 2011, 01:58:51 UTC

Was the guy a warden or an inmate?

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