○ 02: bu-DUM

[acertifieduser]

[AUDIO: Eddie sounds like he might be fatigued or hung over.]

Why the fuck is there a shark in the level five common room?

[ooc; Still on hiatus, but around most of today/tonight and then back June 1. Please note, there is a shark. Eddie is not lying.]

Comments

[whattheytellyou]

It's been in there for a while.

[acertifieduser]

I haven't been.

[whattheytellyou]

I talked to the Admiral about your file, by the way. He can't let me have it. I guess there's confidentiality reasoning or something along those lines, but hopefully you'll be assigned a warden soon.

[acertifieduser]

Thanks.

[whattheytellyou]

Sorry I couldn't be of more help, Eddie. But if you need anything, like access to the CES or the pub, just let me know.

[acertifieduser]

Thank you, Sarah.