Crystal Methane??? The shit that dreams are made of...

[acerbitydivine]

My husband was on IRC this evening, talkign to some punk who wanted to be cool. Of course, he ruined it by trying too hard. One of his comments in the room was "I took a shot of methane, my grannies medication" Of course, the reply was "methane?" to which he said "methane is an illegal drug" *dies laughing* When told that it was crystal meth

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[slyfoot]

If I had been drinking anything at precisely the moment I read the last line of this post, I'm sure my keyboard would have shorted out from liquid damage...!

[acerbitydivine]

*giggles* i guess that's why i was laughing so hard about this.. i think of stuff like that.. when someone makes those comments... dear gods.. i still get the giggles when i think of that guy... hehe... he was taking his grannies methane.. *dies*

[slyfoot]

"Can I snort some of your crack, granny?"

[acerbitydivine]

*dies... just.. dies* that's freakin hillarious...

[raine_cloud]

mmmmmm..... hot sweet succulant granny gas.... now thats an incredible high.... that reminds me of an amusing anecdote... i was walking through k-mart cuz i happened to be in that mall dropping my g/f off at work, when as i walked by one aisle this really tiny old lady ripped the hugest juciest sounding one you've ever heard in my life. the other lady in the aisle almost died (not sure if it was from the stench or laughing so damn hard.... it was funny that something that big and nasty could come from this tiny old lady... and the expression from that other woman was priceless as she stumbled outta the aisle.. it looked like a terrorist stumbling from a building after someone threw a smoke grenade in there....

[butterfly212]

and they wonder why the kids in schools are doing poorly on standardized tests. i would be too if i sniffed my grandmother's ass all day! :P