fic: nice day (for a white wedding) [leo messi/cristiano ronaldo]

[acchikocchi]

acchikocchi: it's like Leo and Cris are eloping.
nahco3: DO NOT GIVE ME IDEAS.
nahco3: BECAUSE NEXT THING YOU KNOW I WILL BE WRITING ABOUT THEM GETTING MARRIED IN A CEREMONY OFFICIATED BY MOURINHO.

How this ended up with me writing about them getting married in a ceremony officiated by Mourinho? If ONLY I KNEW. This is essentially cleaned up commentfic so, uh, maybe don

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[nahco3]

I want a sequel. XD

but but MORE SUBSTANTIVELY (maybe?) you wrote this not me because you know a brilliant idea when you see one, and also because my goal in life is to read as much fic my you as possible, which mean I need to manipulate you into writing for me.

about the fic:

1. cousins are always funny. this is a fact.
2. also so is Sergio Ramos on twitter.
3. I love that you manage to make Leo and Cris so cute and real and well-characterized inside the WEB OF CRAZY around them.
4. djfldkjflkf the Pep/Mou scene is maybe the best part
4a. especially the Coldplay.
4b. and the depressed Bojan.
4c. and the fact that Jose has talked to Leo about his feelings.
5. I think the only way to save Spanish football at this point is drunk bowling.
6. I LOVE YOU AND YOUR WRITING SO MUCH. I feel like I can't say that enough. you just like BRIGHTEN MY LIFE SO MUCH.

[acchikocchi]

I think about 80% percent of the files in my writing folder are for you/because of you. and that's the conservative estimate. so it's working.

Cris and Leo: they are just like FLOATING THROUGH LIFE happily and cluelessly while everyone around them goes crazy. it's one of my favorite comic dynamics. XD drunk bowling: I also like the solution someone else (rondaview?) brought up, taking them on a bonding hike through the Alps and making them sing Kumbayah around the fire together. maybe I'll write that one next.

your comments brighten my life similarly. now I need to go back to listening to pep's song on repeat.

[nahco3]

WELL GOOD.

I am ashamed of my google docs. I have literally NINETY wips and they are all because of you. so. it is mutual. yeah.

taking them on a bonding hike through the Alps and making them sing Kumbayah around the fire together.

I LIKE THIS A LOT DO IT.

[acchikocchi]

don't be ashamed, EMBRACE IT. :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D and keep it up

[louis_quatorze]

bwahahahahahaha I KNEW there was a reason I didn't go to bed like I should have by now. Absolutely brilliant but of course.

(also why isn't Mesut Özil skulking around smoking? because he totally should be.)

[acchikocchi]

hee hee hee why thank you. :D

oh man, I know -- when I started doing the fill there was a specific reason why the Germans weren't there but the fic went a different direction and now I can't even remember ksjsjfksdfd. you can assume they're part of the group at the end and Cesc just didn't mention everyone by name, since I'm pretty sure there would be more players hanging around anyway.

[distira]

OMG WORDS CANNOT DESCRIBE HOW MUCH I LOVE THIS AND YOU

[acchikocchi]

lsdfafjdlfjsdfd thank you. hee hee. needless to say it's mutual.

[ladystardust18]

DUDE RAMOS WAS BRILLIANT!!!

Though I think a good way to celebrate it would be if every Barcelona player got himself a Real Madrid boy XD.

Yes, I also adored Mou/Pep.

[acchikocchi]

AHAHA THANK YOU. I love Sergio, he is so ridiculous. and the Mou/Pep was probably my favorite part to write, no lie. Poor Cesc. Poor Andres. Poor Bojan. XD

(and your solution is an intriguing idea, too. hee. :D)

[sparksfly7]

that was ajkslfuwoirux. omg, effing BRILLIANT AND HILARIOUS AND WHY WASN'T I INVITED, WAHHH?!! :'(

Cesc calling Kaka "Jesus-y" (of course he knows subconsciously that Cris and Kaka are in love, which is why he asked the question) and Leo saying he can be the maid of honour... *wipes away a tear*

"He's licensed to perform marriages," Bojan said. "Does that surprise you? It doesn't surprise me. I think he's licensed to do everything." LMAO, this line has it all.

Pep getting bulge-eyed over Leo's proposed "loan" (I wish) and then the whole thing with Mou...PRICELESS.

At the back of his mind, he made a note to himself to check the paper later and make sure it was really a marriage license and that Mourinho hadn't slipped in any secret clauses about committing their future children to any team he was currently coaching, or whatever. That's a good idea, Cesc, that's a really good idea...

there just aren't enough Leo/Cris fics out there and this one is amazing beyond words. Thank you so much for giving us this piece of genius and I'll

[acchikocchi]

I KNOW RIGHT, this is clearly the Wedding of the Century. and hee, I ship Cris/Kaka, too, so while I wouldn't want Leo's feelings to be unrequited here, I'm not opposed to that general interpretation... ;)

Thank you so much for the comment, it made me grin hugely! I'm very happy to hear you liked this piece of total crack.