fic: nice day (for a white wedding) [leo messi/cristiano ronaldo]

[acchikocchi]

acchikocchi: it's like Leo and Cris are eloping.
nahco3: DO NOT GIVE ME IDEAS.
nahco3: BECAUSE NEXT THING YOU KNOW I WILL BE WRITING ABOUT THEM GETTING MARRIED IN A CEREMONY OFFICIATED BY MOURINHO.

How this ended up with me writing about them getting married in a ceremony officiated by Mourinho? If ONLY I KNEW. This is essentially cleaned up commentfic so, uh, maybe don

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[sparksfly7]

that was ajkslfuwoirux. omg, effing BRILLIANT AND HILARIOUS AND WHY WASN'T I INVITED, WAHHH?!! :'(

Cesc calling Kaka "Jesus-y" (of course he knows subconsciously that Cris and Kaka are in love, which is why he asked the question) and Leo saying he can be the maid of honour... *wipes away a tear*

"He's licensed to perform marriages," Bojan said. "Does that surprise you? It doesn't surprise me. I think he's licensed to do everything." LMAO, this line has it all.

Pep getting bulge-eyed over Leo's proposed "loan" (I wish) and then the whole thing with Mou...PRICELESS.

At the back of his mind, he made a note to himself to check the paper later and make sure it was really a marriage license and that Mourinho hadn't slipped in any secret clauses about committing their future children to any team he was currently coaching, or whatever. That's a good idea, Cesc, that's a really good idea...

there just aren't enough Leo/Cris fics out there and this one is amazing beyond words. Thank you so much for giving us this piece of genius and I'll go insane if you don't post a sequel <3

[acchikocchi]

I KNOW RIGHT, this is clearly the Wedding of the Century. and hee, I ship Cris/Kaka, too, so while I wouldn't want Leo's feelings to be unrequited here, I'm not opposed to that general interpretation... ;)

Thank you so much for the comment, it made me grin hugely! I'm very happy to hear you liked this piece of total crack.