Let's talk about ding-dongs in yoo-hoos.

[acari]

das_dingsi on IJ posted a link to this sex-advice column about anal sex. Oh boy, I think my eyes rolled so hard I strained something. Not the technical aspects

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[mystisblom]

Ewwww, and I didn't even click the link.
WTF! why do you read stuff like that? and with a chocolate icon? dubble ewww.

[acari]

It's not chocolate. It's a chocolate cul-de-sac. Don't act so surprised. You know I have yet to meet an inappropriate joke that I haven't proposed and set up housekeeping with. Bad, wrong puns are fun! *is twelve*

[mystisblom]

Oh scared remindet me of something *G*

Yesterday mom and I where in Sex and the City (absolute love) and I think I scared the only guy in the whole cinema (he was sitting next to me). You know how I am when I like something and try to act suble. I giggled and jumped and wiggled. I really think he was scared... funny *G*

[acari]

Scared? Who mentioned being scared? Where? How? Is this one of those instances where you skip the explanation and expect me to follow your wildly random, what do you call it, thoughts?