Let's talk about ding-dongs in yoo-hoos.
das_dingsi on IJ posted a link to this sex-advice column about anal sex. Oh boy, I think my eyes rolled so hard I strained something. Not the technical aspects (though I wouldn't know), but the whole tone and implications of the article.
The illustration pretty much turned my off the whole article before I'd even read a single word: O hai thar, sexual harassment! Who thought using a picture like that was a good idea? That person should be fired. It's a site from women for women, and nobody thought there was anything skeevy about an image with a guy grabbing the ass of a woman in a work situation. Come on now!
They’re the three little words millions of lonely hearts long to hear. Words that imply a great deal of mutual trust, caring, and comfort. Words that could change your love life forever …
“Let’s do anal.”
First paragraph and I am already facepalming.
Of course, talking frankly about a ding-dong in a yoo-hoo can be tough.
Say it isn't so. Three guesses as to the gender of the author. Yes, it is a man. Ding ding ding! And he is going to make sure you never forget it during this trainwreck.
Men like the promise of tightness and friction, and both partners can appreciate the allure of unique physical sensations coupled with domination/submission. Think those qualities make it deviant?
Got it? The man will love it because he will be dominant, and the woman will too (but that's secondary, really) because it's different and so submissive, but she totally doesn't get anything specific to her out of it. But it's about love and care and trust so she must will totally let him do it! Will he mention the fact that men have asses too? Stay tuned. Also, bottoming =/= submissive, moron. Make it stop, the stupid hurts too much.
“We started with a small butt plug we got online,” says Heather, a 38-year-old New York City nonprofit executive who convinced her husband-yes, he was the wary one-to try anal.
Oh, I thought, here it comes, men have asses, too. Nada. The toy was for her. See, it's all about getting to stick it in her anywhichway.
No single position is ideal, but the receiver should be in control.
Yeah, right. She should be in control after he grabbed her butt and taught her how to openly talk about her desire to be utterly submissive and get him to stick his ding-dong in her yoo-yoo.
“The ass is the most democratic orifice-we all have one,” Taormino begins ominously. “What lots of men don’t realize is just how good it can feel for them, because the prostate gland can be directly stimulated. In fact, every man should get f-ed in the ass at least once before he dies.”
Which isn’t an idea the Voyeur is totally comfortable with. But turnabout is fair anal play.
There you have it. The whole reason this article exists: he wants female ass. It's not about mutual pleasure and exploring new realms of sexuality. This guy just wants prudish womanfolk to give it up for him. He wants ass. But don't you dare mention his own.
This whole article screams "I have issues!". It's true that everyone has an asshole, but some people have the added bonus of being assholes on top of that. This author sure is one of the lucky few. Congratulations!
PS. I can't believe I finally had a reason to upload this icon. *snicker*
The illustration pretty much turned my off the whole article before I'd even read a single word: O hai thar, sexual harassment! Who thought using a picture like that was a good idea? That person should be fired. It's a site from women for women, and nobody thought there was anything skeevy about an image with a guy grabbing the ass of a woman in a work situation. Come on now!
They’re the three little words millions of lonely hearts long to hear. Words that imply a great deal of mutual trust, caring, and comfort. Words that could change your love life forever …
“Let’s do anal.”
First paragraph and I am already facepalming.
Of course, talking frankly about a ding-dong in a yoo-hoo can be tough.
Say it isn't so. Three guesses as to the gender of the author. Yes, it is a man. Ding ding ding! And he is going to make sure you never forget it during this trainwreck.
Men like the promise of tightness and friction, and both partners can appreciate the allure of unique physical sensations coupled with domination/submission. Think those qualities make it deviant?
Got it? The man will love it because he will be dominant, and the woman will too (but that's secondary, really) because it's different and so submissive, but she totally doesn't get anything specific to her out of it. But it's about love and care and trust so she must will totally let him do it! Will he mention the fact that men have asses too? Stay tuned. Also, bottoming =/= submissive, moron. Make it stop, the stupid hurts too much.
“We started with a small butt plug we got online,” says Heather, a 38-year-old New York City nonprofit executive who convinced her husband-yes, he was the wary one-to try anal.
Oh, I thought, here it comes, men have asses, too. Nada. The toy was for her. See, it's all about getting to stick it in her anywhichway.
No single position is ideal, but the receiver should be in control.
Yeah, right. She should be in control after he grabbed her butt and taught her how to openly talk about her desire to be utterly submissive and get him to stick his ding-dong in her yoo-yoo.
“The ass is the most democratic orifice-we all have one,” Taormino begins ominously. “What lots of men don’t realize is just how good it can feel for them, because the prostate gland can be directly stimulated. In fact, every man should get f-ed in the ass at least once before he dies.”
Which isn’t an idea the Voyeur is totally comfortable with. But turnabout is fair anal play.
There you have it. The whole reason this article exists: he wants female ass. It's not about mutual pleasure and exploring new realms of sexuality. This guy just wants prudish womanfolk to give it up for him. He wants ass. But don't you dare mention his own.
This whole article screams "I have issues!". It's true that everyone has an asshole, but some people have the added bonus of being assholes on top of that. This author sure is one of the lucky few. Congratulations!
PS. I can't believe I finally had a reason to upload this icon. *snicker*