absolutcalm
Nov 13, 2009 19:01
- Hangover = horny. Sorry, ladies, there will be much leering tonight.... #
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absolutcalm
Nov 12, 2009 19:01
- is just an unbelievably sappy motherfucker. I can't help it! #
- can't buy love but what you can buy is just as good. #
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absolutcalm
Nov 11, 2009 19:00
- still humming 80s cartoon themesongs... Gummi bears, bouncing here and there and everywhere... #
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absolutcalm
Nov 10, 2009 19:01
- dreamt that I got black out drunk. How is that even possible??? #
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absolutcalm
Nov 09, 2009 19:01
- Kat Williams was arrested on burglary charges today. That ain't pimpin, pimpin. #
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absolutcalm
Nov 08, 2009 19:00
- is only just learning that there are cheap, nonstop flights from Milwaukee to Tampa Bay. Damn it all... #
- Go BUCS! #
- For the last time, Jew is a noun... Not a verb! #
- That win. Was like. Sex. Good sex. This is why I'm a football fan!! & Bayshawn? You owe me 10. Go Bucs!! #
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absolutcalm
Nov 07, 2009 19:00
- doesn't date-- not because im complacent. Because women are nuts. #
- Ain't gonna get a damn thing done today. #
- just realized the irony that the same people who don't believe in hate crimes still believe in religious terrorism. Huh. #
- somedays, the Soundtrack 2 my life is the soundtrack to my life. #
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absolutcalm
Nov 06, 2009 19:00
- got a nasty note from the mailman cuz I refuse to take junkmail inside. Fuck you people, stop sending it! #
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absolutcalm
Nov 04, 2009 19:02
- Levi: "the source of Wisconsin serial killers are when two gingers get together and have a soulless baby" #
- Realization: I've been using methods of loci, visual/spatial memory tricks, to memorize cocktail recipes.... Neat! #
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absolutcalm
Nov 03, 2009 19:01
- Great. Just. Fucking. Great. #
- Could really use some comfort. Today was full of nasty surprises. #
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