Welcome to the Hotel California

[absitlibertas]

Up ahead in the distance
I saw a shimmering light
Eyes grew heavy and my sight grew dim
I had to stop for the night

Comments

[slippystagger]

my cat thinks your a fool
dirve on up ahead to the Holiday Inn
DUDE
you dont wanna stop for the night there
NO DUDE
REALLY
they have the best rewards program where once you check in YOU CAN NEVER LEAVE
DUDE, HOLIDAY I N N
they have a pool...

[idiosyncracy]

You can check out anytime you like
But you can NEVER leave