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absinthe_eyed

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May 13, 2010 00:11

[The following is all but whispered.]

If you haven't read Dr. Chase's recent announcement, please do so immediately. Avoid the sheep if possible. Refrain from fighting them unless you know what you're doing. Quarantine yourself if you are bitten.

These sheep apparently hunt in flocks; the attacks I've seen were carried out by anywhere from four ( Read more... )

at least it can't get worse, justin: sheep hunter, shilo, i take notes for fun, curse, playing detective, psa, common sense: use it, taking this seriously

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I just have to... sword_boy May 13 2010, 05:31:30 UTC

[Tsurugi appears suddenly right behind Justin, in his Worm-form]

Having fun~?

Oh, rude! absinthe_eyed May 13 2010, 05:39:00 UTC

[Justin is, understandably, startled. He turns, fires his gun--

--and misses rather grandly. The shaking hands might have something to do with it. All he can come up with is a terribly eloquent...]

Fuck.

I'm offended that you're offended. sword_boy May 13 2010, 05:41:16 UTC

[the sound of something like a laugh can be heard, before Tsurugi shifts back into his human appearance]

Don't worry. A simple bullet like that wouldn't hurt me... plus I'm dead already.

I'm not the least bit offended. ^_^ absinthe_eyed May 13 2010, 05:45:15 UTC

Do I know--

[No, this person looks vaguely familiar. Justin is terrible at recalling names and still not amused by Tsurugi's appearance. Hunting killer sheep is serious business.]

Please keep it down. The sheep will hear you.

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[Filtered//Difficult to Hack] chasingmorning May 13 2010, 06:36:36 UTC

Where are you going? You said to keep the door closed and locked.

[Filtered//Difficult to Hack] absinthe_eyed May 13 2010, 07:17:39 UTC

I'm going to work. [Which happens to be outside, shhh.]

Yes, I did. I have a key and the sheep are smarter than they look... they might try to trick you into letting them in.

[Filtered//Difficult to Hack] chasingmorning May 13 2010, 07:20:37 UTC

You're locking me in here? You said it wasn't safe.

[Filtered//Difficult to Hack] absinthe_eyed May 13 2010, 07:22:53 UTC

It's safe there, and you aren't locked in. The sheep are locked out.

[Believe it or not, he realizes how overbearing and like her father he's acting right now. Unfortunately, it doesn't matter with rabid sheep running around.]

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dreamsofnoah May 13 2010, 09:01:53 UTC

Are you hunting sheep, Justin?

absinthe_eyed May 13 2010, 09:03:52 UTC

No. I'm not an idiot.

dreamsofnoah May 13 2010, 09:09:59 UTC

Are you sure?

absinthe_eyed May 13 2010, 09:14:31 UTC

...No.

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had_not_lived May 13 2010, 22:10:26 UTC

They've been ignoring me, far as I can tell.

absinthe_eyed May 14 2010, 01:07:35 UTC

Good. Stay inside anyway.

had_not_lived May 15 2010, 01:37:36 UTC

I have been, since I started to hear about people getting hurt.

Do you think it means anything?

absinthe_eyed May 15 2010, 02:30:22 UTC

I've heard that these sheep are getting revenge--getting back at those of us who killed the lambs.

May I ask you about something wholly unrelated?

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