THINGS TO DO, posted mainly so I remember, even though I got carried away. Sorry, mom.

**Find some ultra-strength waterproof découpage goo and cover the frame of an ancient (i.e. "classy") Colombia cruiser. Yes! I am collaging a super-cycle! THANK YOU FREE BIKES FOR INDULGING MY ABHORRENT TASTES. Any ideas for a theme are welcome, even if ( Read more... )

There's a "round two!" How did I not find out until now?

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In other news: ratemycorpsepaint.com.

A month ago I visited my parents. The day before I arrived, their half-dead-for-ages neighbor finally shuffled off this mortal coil into the eternal land of woolen slippers, deafening televisions, and boiled cabbages. She had penguins in her window. The entire time I was there, I coveted these penguins like nothing else ( Read more... )

...... with something entirely inappropriate to this particular journal.

( don't worry about it )

Resuming the occasional hobby of knitting has given me so many fan-fucking-tastic internet experiences, never mind the fact that I can't get enough of this bygone-era-of-the-1960s stuff anyway.

It's Hand Knits for Young Moderns!!!!!

SEE! Malnourished young ladies suffocate in twenty pound cocoons of the chunkiest of chunky yarns ( Read more... )

Last night brought MORE ZOMBIES, this time we actually were them, as opposed to previous times where we fought them with lead pipes and dealt with their undying affections. I had become a zombie myself-- the exact means are lost to me, but I remember teeth and a struggle on a high-rise platform outside a window. We were increeeeeeedibly attractive ( Read more... )

Recent: The boiling went well, except for the gallons upon gallons of rancid brain that covered everything when the toxic(?) chemical barrel was dumped and the face-remainder was being pulled off ( Read more... )

( The Halloweenie party. WOW! This is stupid. )

The internet is once again at hand for the first time in 6 months. I'm less than impressed.

Okay. So last entry's "tomorrow and an essay" was a blatant lie. We all knew that.
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CURRENT STUFFS: The collective "we" hiked 14+ miles round-trip to a glacier and back yesterday, which is one reason I'm still here in Alaska (for everyone who was asking oh god why the FUCK, which includes myself most of the time), the other being ( Read more... )