Dec 20, 2005 22:02
Last night brought MORE ZOMBIES, this time we actually were them, as opposed to previous times where we fought them with lead pipes and dealt with their undying affections. I had become a zombie myself-- the exact means are lost to me, but I remember teeth and a struggle on a high-rise platform outside a window. We were increeeeeeedibly attractive undead. I felt a lust for the flesh/brains of my fellow dead&undead. However we were not inane and inept as zombies tend to be. In fact, we were quite normal. So normal, in fact, that we discovered a substitute for human brains in plastic tubes of raw hamburger meat. I squished mine up with soy sauce in a gargantuan attempt at consuming the stuffs as opposed to the tender innards of my friends' skulls.
HI HOW ARE YOU?