I love that "Put it in the kitchen next to the (ceramic) Danzig skull" is a normal thing for my roommate to say when I ask where he wants the rent check.

I had a dream that I was loading the dishwasher and doing laundry and got mad when I woke up to find out there were still dishes still in the sink and a pile of dirty clothes.

Loading the dishwasher and doing laundry. What the hell am I paying you for, brain?

I hate it when people give me that self-serving crap "Welcome to my world." Usually whenever that's said, they're either welcoming me into a world that is already familiar to me and not interesting enough to merit a welcome, or they're misinformed of the world I inhabit ( Read more... )

These are my friends Josh and Billy, and they run the greatest barbershop in the world in Roscoe Village. I get my hair cut here every month.

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My roommate Brendan (mmmchckwarrior) just told me that he and his friend David, who works for the Red Eye, are both responsible for this cover. They just thought it would be funny, but it actually got printed. Hahaha.


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I'm watching Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey and eating bad spinach dip ( Read more... )

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I saw the weather headline Alberta Clipper Racing Eastward and I thought, "Oh cool, Canadian boat race! Wait... shit ( Read more... )

Using my phone. typing is weird. mac is still in shop. need lots of $ to fix the water damage. need new phone too. can't get online easily these days. just moved into a new apartment on ashland just south of montrose. wrigleyville/ravenswood. much better than an anarchist bomb shelter in a puerto rican slum.

I got my car unstuck. My exhaust system is intact. My new landlord said I can go ahead and move in to the new place whenever I want. Things are working out. Everything seemed a lot worse last night, I was just tired and stressed out ( Read more... )