abearius
May 26, 2011 07:49
Lyle the Witty Homosexual says, "Nobody wants to be wrong, which is unfortunate. All the people who want to be right also want to make me disappear."
lyle
abearius
May 24, 2011 06:39
My cousin Nicky. I was so tired of him wearing his heart on his sleeve, so I said to him over my martini, "Sweetie! Get a tank top!"
lyle
abearius
May 17, 2011 22:05
Lyle the Witty Homosexual says, "I go to the opera to wear a tux, but not for the music. Doesn't it sound like they are just taking a long time to order a latte!?"
abearius
May 04, 2011 16:02
People who tell you to think for yourself always expect you to come to the same conclusions that they did.
abearius
Mar 05, 2011 22:58
I have noticed that I do not like talking to my friends' exes any more thatn I like talking to MY exes. I wonder why that is.
abearius
Mar 03, 2011 18:02
Some people call it work. I call it a brutal form of self-awareness therapy.
lyle
abearius
Mar 02, 2011 22:36
Try reading your email. The Egyptians did and look what they accomplished!
lyle
abearius
Feb 26, 2011 08:23
What do they know?! They're just critics!
lyle
abearius
Feb 26, 2011 08:21
Of course we can still be friends, Darling. You'll just be one of the friends I don't like.
lyle