first rant | video

[dontasktrix]

[The video feed, with Slipstream's ID and voice, shows only a tricycle with square wheels, against a background of asphalt and concrete. And it's a red tricycle, too. More specifically a dark magenta. And, it has three wheels. They are square. So, understandably - to her - Slipstream sounds quite annoyed.]

Not that I'm some kind of follower that

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[foredoing]

Of all the things you could complain about, you're picking the lack of fashion choices?

[dontasktrix]

[She's carefully manipulating the phone's angle to show herself shoulders and above. There may be a sliver of tacky zebra-stripe sleeves, color blocking and 'tribal' pattern visible, just below the neck.]

Did I just complain solely about some trivial thing like one's deco- which is actually important for warriors either in providing camouflage or intimidating foes? Or, was it more like I complained about the tasteless gifts and assumption of which holiday I may or may not choose to celebrate. Just because somebot's faction is more important than some fictional deities doesn't mean they give a scrap about lighting any black candles!

[hellodeadpeople]

video;

[ Don't mind her, gigglesnorting ]

Okay, pissed off robot wearing a sweater is pretty much the best entertainment I've had in a while. But don't let me stop you, go on, you're on a roll, man.

[dontasktrix]

If you're so jolly, maybe you'd like to share your holiday-themed predicament?

[hellodeadpeople]

WELL, since you're so interested, I went around punching assholes. Plus the sweater adventure, but hey, could be worse. [ She tilts the camera down to show off her own new addition to her outfit. ]

[dontasktrix]

Aft-kicking's not a bad way to celebrate! [Smirk.] You know that's hideous, right? I don't think even a teacher for young-bots could pull that off sincerely.