first rant | video
[The video feed, with Slipstream's ID and voice, shows only a tricycle with square wheels, against a background of asphalt and concrete. And it's a red tricycle, too. More specifically a dark magenta. And, it has three wheels. They are square. So, understandably - to her - Slipstream sounds quite annoyed.]
Not that I'm some kind of follower that broadcasts some obligatory holiday post about some hilarious, seasonal predicament I'm in, just because everyone else is doing it, but let me just tell you! This gift is NOT funny!
Let's just say it's not difficult to get that this is clearly meant as some tasteless gag gift! But I'm not fraggin' laughing! You didn't even paint PURPLE STRIPES on it! 'Cause that would have been a hilarious punchline!
And this other thing! For a city with beings from all over the place, the selection of winter-holiday-themed garments seems kinda limited! Seriously with this? The only way anyone would think it REMOTELY authentic is that it shows a lot of kuumba, considering dashikis or kaftans generally aren't KNITTED FROM YARN!
Even Swindle wouldn't sell this travesty!
Not that I'm some kind of follower that broadcasts some obligatory holiday post about some hilarious, seasonal predicament I'm in, just because everyone else is doing it, but let me just tell you! This gift is NOT funny!
Let's just say it's not difficult to get that this is clearly meant as some tasteless gag gift! But I'm not fraggin' laughing! You didn't even paint PURPLE STRIPES on it! 'Cause that would have been a hilarious punchline!
And this other thing! For a city with beings from all over the place, the selection of winter-holiday-themed garments seems kinda limited! Seriously with this? The only way anyone would think it REMOTELY authentic is that it shows a lot of kuumba, considering dashikis or kaftans generally aren't KNITTED FROM YARN!
Even Swindle wouldn't sell this travesty!