[video] And then [text]

Dec 28, 2011 14:34

[The phone clicks on to show a nondescript black floor, and then a simple chair. On the chair is a Christmas sweater, a rather terrible looking pink Christmas sweater with white lace in all the appropriate places and a bunch of Santa Claus heads on the front. However, the sweater appears to have been cut carefully down the middle, as it is lying ( Read more... )

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token_vengeance December 28 2011, 21:05:57 UTC
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So you're basically going to create a free market for those scissors, hm?

Seems you're smarter than I thought, Rose.

[Yes, he wants out of the damn sweater. But he won't let you know he's in one, yet.]

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sarcasticseer December 28 2011, 21:11:38 UTC
I have a commodity everyone else desires.
I see little reason not to charge a premium for it.

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token_vengeance December 29 2011, 17:26:15 UTC
So what do you want, then, to get the scissors?

[Not just for him. Charles is quite trapped, as well.]

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sarcasticseer December 29 2011, 18:53:30 UTC
I'm not giving them away, I'm offering to use them on your terroristic garment.
And what would you offer for freedom?

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herewegoto December 28 2011, 23:36:52 UTC
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Nothing like good old fashioned capitalism during the holidays.

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sarcasticseer December 28 2011, 23:44:24 UTC
[text: encrypted forever, etc.]

Can you think of a more practical way to draw some of our less talkative associates out into the open?

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herewegoto January 1 2012, 16:35:00 UTC
Christmas party?

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sarcasticseer January 2 2012, 17:46:45 UTC
A Christmas party where everyone can eat old beans and exchange stolen high-end clothing as gifts.
It could work.
But the people less likely to trust a free offer of garment removal are probably not any more likely to come to a party thrown by a stranger.
Not that I would do so, anyway.
I've never actually tried to throw a party.

[Well, outside of tea parties with her cat when she was small that are never being mentioned.]

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1183_geth December 29 2011, 03:21:19 UTC
What do you wish for in return for this service?

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sarcasticseer December 29 2011, 03:54:31 UTC
I haven't decided.
I believe it will depend on the person, now that I think about it.
And what they might talk about, or share, or have.
It won't be anything particularly valuable.
Physically, at least.

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1183_geth December 29 2011, 05:38:40 UTC
Acknowledged. We are willing to share limited data in exchange for garment removal.

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sarcasticseer December 29 2011, 06:01:16 UTC
Well, I can't argue with that heartfelt leaping into the plan.
So let's see.
Tell me about yourself.

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notglitching December 29 2011, 06:55:47 UTC
[text] until stated otherwise

State request.

[Not that he doesn't have some idea after creeping on your talk with Legion. But.]

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sarcasticseer December 29 2011, 06:58:10 UTC
Tell me something interesting.
Or offer me something of value.
Conversationally or physically.

[She'd hate to be predictable, after all.]

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notglitching December 29 2011, 07:06:21 UTC
[Aaaalll the uncertain rumbling on his end. Yay, text.]

Clarify: value system, priority tree.
Define: 'interesting'.

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sarcasticseer December 29 2011, 09:00:02 UTC
If I have to define it for you, there's really no effort being put forth on your part.
Fine, we'll do it this way.
Take a moment, consider yourself, objectively tally up the bits and pieces about you that could be quantified as 'facts', and then tell me three of them.
Interesting ones.

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nonlineartroll December 29 2011, 12:33:42 UTC
THIS SMELLS OF SUCH FLAGRANT BULLSHIT I'M SURPRISED NO ONE IS COMPLAINING ABOUT THE STENCH FROM ACROSS THE FUCKING NETWORK.

ALSO, A FUCKING MONOPOLIZATION OF ONE OF THE FEW USEFUL ITEMS IN THIS LOONEYBLOCK OF A CITY.

WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU HOPING TO ACCOMPLISH HERE ANYWAY, LALONDE?

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sarcasticseer December 29 2011, 18:55:22 UTC
Hello Karkat.
I am attempting to extract information about our fellow prisoners.
I could simply ask, but people rarely want to share such things for free.
And if I simply offered to remove the sweaters out of the kindness of my heart, they would suspect trickery.
Nothing is ever truly, after all.
So I am taking advantage of a commodity I have found in my possession.

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nonlineartroll January 2 2012, 19:02:32 UTC
YES, THERE IS NO POSSIBLE WAY EXTORTING THEM FOR INFORMATION COULD BE MISCONSTRUED. NO FUCKING WAY, AT ALL.

[He's one to talk, but isn't that always the case.]

WHAT ARE YOU ASKING FROM THEM, ANYWAY? JUST GENERIC BULLSHIT, OR IS THERE ACTUALLY A PURPOSE TO ALL THIS PARANOID INTELLIGENCE GATHERING?

[There is absolutely no reason why he's asking, none at all.]

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sarcasticseer January 4 2012, 04:46:51 UTC
If they don't want the information 'extorted' then they don't have to speak with me.

'Generic Bullshit' is an accurate enough term for it.
I am attempting to learn more about who they are and where they have come from.
Hopefully, there may be some pattern to where we are all being taken from that will lead to more answers about our situation.

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