1st Report | Video

[neveradamsel]

[The feed clicks on, and Roxanne shows up, looking particularly tense. She’s definitely not smiling.]

You know, you’d think I’d be pretty used to weird things happening to me - being kidnapped on a weekly basis and having an odd assortment of pointed, sharp objects shoved in your face - and being threatened with the occasional flamethrower, ray gun

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[audio]

[lazerbeems]

Even for Megamind? What do you mean even for Megamind?

[He's clutching the phone a little tighter than necessary. You can practically feel the indignation, even if you can't see him.]

Where's the lights? The explosions? It is not classy in the least. As a matter of fact, Miss Ritchi, putting you in a morj is very poor taste and I do not have poor taste.

[audio]

[neveradamsel]

[...groaning. Oh, of all people -- of all people to hear upon first waking.]

Oh no. Not you -- anyone but you.

[audio]

[lazerbeems]

[Well who were you expecting? Metro Man? He's dead, babycakes. Dead. Dead. Dead.]

I'm insulted.

[And boy does he sound it. He's waiting for an apology, Roxie.]

[audio]

[neveradamsel]

[God she hates you.]

Oh, I'm sorry, did I hurt your feelings?

[neveradamsel]

[A little smile.]

Yes. This is a far cry from fireworks on my balcony.

And who might our captor be, exactly?

[neveradamsel]

[She smirks a little.]

I thought as much.

So, after waking up in this...extremely cheerful environment - where's the best place to go first? I'd like some clothing.

And maybe a little more information about where I'm supposed to sleep, because I'd really rather not be hanging with dead bodies in a morgue.

[neveradamsel]

Mhm, yes - it's special, isn't it?

[neveradamsel]

Not that I've been able to uncover, no.