1st Report | Video
[The feed clicks on, and Roxanne shows up, looking particularly tense. She’s definitely not smiling.]
You know, you’d think I’d be pretty used to weird things happening to me - being kidnapped on a weekly basis and having an odd assortment of pointed, sharp objects shoved in your face - and being threatened with the occasional flamethrower, ray gun, and boot wheel - sort of numbs a person to the kind of oddities that might otherwise freak a girl out.
[A pause, and a flicker of…something in her face - not quite fear, but maybe something along the lines of apprehension.]
But waking up in a morgue? [She clears her throat.]
That one’s new, and it’s a little out there, even for Megamind.
Can’t say that I’m impressed, either. [That, however, is par for the course - or at least, it would be, if it wasn’t sort of a lie. She’s impressed, all right - but not in a good way.]
You know, you’d think I’d be pretty used to weird things happening to me - being kidnapped on a weekly basis and having an odd assortment of pointed, sharp objects shoved in your face - and being threatened with the occasional flamethrower, ray gun, and boot wheel - sort of numbs a person to the kind of oddities that might otherwise freak a girl out.
[A pause, and a flicker of…something in her face - not quite fear, but maybe something along the lines of apprehension.]
But waking up in a morgue? [She clears her throat.]
That one’s new, and it’s a little out there, even for Megamind.
Can’t say that I’m impressed, either. [That, however, is par for the course - or at least, it would be, if it wasn’t sort of a lie. She’s impressed, all right - but not in a good way.]