President Entry x13

[a_spikyfriend]

[voice]

[she sounds pretty bored with... everything, maybe a bit distracted. she leafs through some paperwork before her voice finally carries over, monotone] Rrrrecruitin' for the Salaheem Sentinels. Been awhile since I made a shout out. Mercenary grrroup, yada yada... [she trails off with a sigh] I'd like to issue a bounty for the Hume Sara

Comments

[sweets4thesoul]

Ohohohoho! A deserter? Well, isn't that a disgrace. A black mark on your record, you won't easily erase.

How do you expect to increase your work force with that hanging over your head? You might want to reconsider your options before this failure becomes knowledge widespread.

[voice]

[a_spikyfriend]

[Congratulations! You've rendered Naja speechless! Momentarily. Then, she starts to sputter.] Y-you! How dare you! [slam] This is no fault of mine, and you and your rhyming are completely uncalled for!

This is nothing, and it'll never happen again! Don't you dare start to slander me!

[Voice]

[sweets4thesoul]

Me slander you? Don't be absurd. I have better things to do than intentionally have your good name slurred.

You've brought this down upon yourself, my dear. No one would have known if you'd not gone and posted this here.

[voice]

[a_spikyfriend]

[sputter sputter] It isn't important! The only rrreason I'm puttin' a bounty on that Sentinel's head is because she's missin'! For all I know she has a case of amnesia and doesn't know which way is up! So she's to be brrrought back to my care, as she should be! And if I have to offer money for that to happen, then so be it!

[anonymous]

[11deadlypetals]

One of your employees has gone missing?

[voice]

[a_spikyfriend]

...Tch...

Yeah.

[anonymous]

[11deadlypetals]

And where was her employer? Shouldn't you keep a better eye on those under your wing?

[voice]

[a_spikyfriend]

It ain't my job to babysit!