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[a_sinful_rose]

Well, I do believe I witnessed the most pathetic kidnapping ever.

Honestly, that was simply disgraceful. You should both be ashamed.

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[myfearsmylies]

You were kidnapped? By who? Are you alright?

[a_sinful_rose]

It was more an attempt than an actual kidnapping, and it was an utter failure. I was able to simply walk out the door while they were distracted.

They being that clown and the fire-headed god. Idiots, the pair of them.

[myfearsmylies]

Oh, I see... Well, it's good that you're safe! It's not good getting involved with Hades... who knows what he's really capable of..

[Voice]

[mcprobie]

T-there's been an attempted kidnapping?

[Voice]

[a_sinful_rose]

If you can even call it that.

[Voice]

[mcprobie]

And you were able to identify the responsible party?

[Voice]

[a_sinful_rose]

Easily. Of course, I didn't realize it was a kidnapping at first.

[dix_des_coeurs]

Do tell.

[a_sinful_rose]

I walked out. I believe that's telling enough.

[dix_des_coeurs]

True, but the best parts of a story are in the details. No point telling the punch line before the joke, as it were. Surely you have more to share.

[a_sinful_rose]

It was not very exciting. I wanted to find a better place to live and the clown offered to take me somewhere. It turned out he was leading me to that god, Hades. The clown wanted a payment, Hades didn't give him what he wanted. While the clown was throwing a fit and Hades was distracted, I simply slipped out the door.

[therightcurves]

In my experience, few do it right.

[a_sinful_rose]

Well, that does not exactly surprise me. Still, this was rather abysmal. You'd think at least a god would do a better job.

[therightcurves]

...well, sometimes gods lose sight of the details because they're too busy focusing on the big picture. What were they planning on doing with you, anyway?

[a_sinful_rose]

I really do not know, which is rather unsettling.