Though such a request may be useless during this curse, if anyone happens to see a chair flying by, please return it tomorrow. Even if it breaks, I would still like the pieces. I've already had to get rid of my potted plants after the curse a few days ago, and I'd at least like to keep my chair.

Colonel Mustang, I assume you no longer need me to ( Read more... )

Sir, I've scheduled a few meetings--I advise you to prepare for them this time. Please look over the notes I've put on your desk at your earliest convenience.

And yes, I've fixed the coffee machine.

[OOC; Mustang's embezzling secretary~ >D (orz orz orz pretend this was earlier, I was busy all day asdlkfjsd ;~;)]

[Filtered to Employees of Cassagioso]

Mr. Kimblee has fallen ill again and will not be coming to work until he has recovered. He leaves Tyki Mikk in charge, though I will be assisting him when I can. Please continue your duties as usual.

[Filtered to Hospital Staff]

I'd like to ask for help from a member of your staff... if I may.

[/filter]

[At first the video feed seems to be only of thick snow and ice.

Then a big black dog on a leash runs happily by... dragging along a small, dark-haired woman behind.

Do you: help her? Do nothing? Stand back and laugh?]

A pity the Crimson Alchemist had to be cursed... I could have used him in that wretched circus. But no matter...

Edward, was it? I'd like to thank you for your assistance this past weekend. If it wasn't for you, I don't know what I would have done. Escaping on my own would have been inconvenient.

[OOC; Dante was part of the freak show in the ( Read more... )

[At first there is no noise but the hurried scratching of pen on paper, or perhaps an exasperated sigh. This near-silence persists for several minutes, making it clear that the audio has turned itself on through an electronic glitch or a trick of the City, then...

WOOF!]

Bombastus, be quiet!

[a whine, and the sound of rustling papers]Get down, ( Read more... )

There are still a great number of books left, and yet... a short break could hardly hurt.

[OOC; Anybody stalking the library may find one lazy!alchemist napping on a desk somewhere with a big stack of alchemy/physics/biology/chemistry books. Poke at will.]

( Private to Sloth // unhackable )

Attention all Westerberg High students.

Exams are today, so I expect some of you will be studying at the last minute. However, should your cramming move to the library, allow me to remind you of some rules. I trust your adherence to them will be less lack-luster than your study habits.

• Do not run.
• Do not mark in books.
• Do not throw books.
• Do ( Read more... )

Dinosaurs, I see... and in more species than I have read about in books in my own world. How interesting.

I do wonder if you will return, Mustang... We had such a lovely chat earlier.

[Private to Kimblee // unhackable]

I think it's time we talked about the differences in our worlds, Crimson. I can only assume that accounts for your abilities ( Read more... )