VOICEMAIL FOR AZIRAPHALE

Aug 26, 2012 10:00

[Welcome to the voicemailbox for Aziraphale. Please to be using the OCD threads below.]

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SCHOOL BUSINESS a_phale August 26 2006, 14:08:01 UTC
You have reached Aziraphale, but I'm afraid I can't take your call at the moment. If you're a student or school faculty calling about a class-related matter, kindly leave your message here.

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Re: SCHOOL BUSINESS strongestgirl October 11 2006, 21:21:00 UTC
"Hello Mr. Aziraphale, this is Pippi Longstocking. Cally and I were wondering if you could assist us with a project for Dr. Wilson's class. But we want it to be a surprise. Do you have a free moment tonight and tomorrow at around... Oh anywhere from 11 - 1?"

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Re: SCHOOL BUSINESS a_phale October 11 2006, 21:28:01 UTC
A project for Wilson's class, that they wanted his help, in the middle of the night? Uh huh.

"Of course, Miss Longstocking, I'd be happy to help you. I think I can make the free time, if you'll tell me where you'd like me to meet you."

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SCHOOL BUSINESS - early Monday Evening strongestgirl October 27 2006, 23:21:51 UTC
"Mr. Phale? It's Pippi. Nadia's back to watch Walter and I've got my crystal ball from my room so... I'll just wait for you to call me back and let me know it's okay to come over."

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PERSONAL BUSINESS a_phale August 26 2006, 14:21:31 UTC
You've reached Aziraphale, but I'm not able to answer the phone. If this is Kiki, and it's an emergency, do say so and I'll call right back. If this is Phoebe, and you're being chased by demons, hold the line. If this is James...press the little button with the star, love. Everyone else, kindly leave a message, and as soon as I'm finished thwarting or smiting I'll get back to you.

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Re: PERSONAL BUSINESS demonbelthazor September 3 2006, 16:03:52 UTC
"Aziraphale, it's Bel. There's a friend of mine missing and I was wondering if you could help us out. Her name is Marie, don't know if you've met her yet, but she found out she's a mutant last night and freaked out and ran. We're putting together a search party to find her and I thought maybe you and Wilson could help out."

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Re: PERSONAL BUSINESS a_phale September 3 2006, 16:10:35 UTC
"Of course, my dear! How might we assist, and where would you like us to go?"

[ooc: Okay...I really need a telephone icon where he isn't naked. ;)]

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Re: PERSONAL BUSINESS demonbelthazor September 3 2006, 16:14:11 UTC
"Phoebe and I should be bringing a group through town pretty soon," Bel said. "If you want to jump in and join us, that'd be great."

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Sometimes in the weeeeee hours of the morn... dr_jwilsonmd October 31 2006, 05:14:39 UTC
As Aziraphale picks up his voicemail in the morning, he’ll here quiet in the background, a little cough and then Wilson began to read, softly.

”Thou knowest all; I seek in vain
What lands to till or sow with seed -
The land is black with briar and weed,
Nor cares for falling tears or rain.
Thou knowest all; I sit and wait
With blinded eyes and hands that fail,
Till the last lifting of the veil
And the first opening of the gate.
Thou knowest all; I cannot see.
I trust I shall not live in vain,
I know that we shall meet again
In some divine eternity.
Poem: The True Knowledge: by Oscar WildeThere is a brief pause, a sip of tea and then his lover’s voice comes back across the answering machine ( ... )

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kikidelivers October 31 2006, 17:42:01 UTC
Later on in the day of October 31st, a little flickering light on the cell phone indicated that there was, indeed, one more message.

It sounded like static. Kind of an irritating static, too, but in spite of the interference caused by the cell phone's protest at being used as a conduit for magical energy, something came over the line.

On the table before Phale's eyes, a small sparkling of light glimmered, then resolved itself into a tall, slender vase filled with varigated orchids... and one purple avocado on a stick. Around the bouquet fluttered a pair of origami cranes, both wearing perfectly miniscule red bows on their heads and periodically stopping to rest on the blooms. It was an absolutely absurd collection of things to be in a bouquet, a bit silly with a touch of elegance, and unmistakeably Kiki. A well-remembered voice filled the air.

"Happy Birthday! I wish I could have delivered this in person. Wouldn't that have been a good surprise! But I bet you didn't expect this either. You can thank Uncle James for that ( ... )

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tricksy_spy June 6 2007, 01:12:03 UTC
A hand-lettered card was dropped into the mailbox or slipped under the door.

Please join me in wishing joy to Wade "Deadpool" Wilson and Yondaime Hokage Arashi Uzumaki as we celebrate the the happy one month anniversary of their marriage.

Caritas, 7pm
Wednesday June 6th

The couple is registered at Sanrio and Bed, Bath, and Beyond

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