... There's a weird blade coming out of my hand and it's on fire.

[OOC: Traded with Jeager. Pip has the Red Rain of Pain and isn't quite sure how to control it.]

[Voice Post]

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Although yesterday's curse didn't affect me..

I'd rather that not happen again. Not for my sake, but the girl's.

I rather liked the mistletoe yesterday. Nothing like getting kisses from my favorite police girl.

Speaking of which..

Merry Christmas, Seras.

And thanks to everyone for the gifts. I love 'em.

[OOC: I have no idea what he'd get the other Hellsing members.. D= *fails* So just.. uh.. .. Imagine whatever?]

[Filtered from Seras//Unhackable]
So, while we were shopping for a star ornament for the tree, I picked up this little figurine of a bear dressed as a police officer for Seras. Really original, huh?

I was thinking of getting her one other gift... But what?

[Voice Post]

Wha.. Where zeh hell am I? God, my head's killing me.. Why is everysing so loud?

Nngh..

I died, didn't I?.. But..

...

Merde. How could I have been so stupid?.. I'm a fucking vampire now...

[OOC: What if Pip had been a virgin? X3]

Right. These fucking computers-appliances-whatever the hell they are are driving me crazy. Give me that jungle curse instead.

.. That reminds me. It's li'l Alucard's fault we're all talking weird and craving tea? Great. I think there goes a saying: "Watch what you eat."

I'd appreciate it if you all stopped asking about Seras and my relationship.

[Voice Post]

So, first I'm killing zombies and now I'm rotting like one.

Merde.

[a quiet, snapping noise can be heard]

...

Zhis is going to be a long day.

So I thought this curse would be cool because I can control fire. I almost burned myself trying to cook today. .. And burned the tip of my nose trying to light a cig.

Strangely enough, I haven't had a craving for the past two days. Should I be worried?

I have no clue what to make of this. In some ways, it doesn't surprise me. And I don't remember ( Read more... )