Near! I have totally undeniable proof that I have finally beat you, you lamer.

I am now higher up than you on Mello's "Who-To-Beat-The-Shit-Out-Of" list! I totally just beat your ass without having to beat Mello's at the same time.

P.S. Mello

Bros before hos!

Happy now, Near?

Well... $50 to anyone who can guess what my name is.

People from my world don't get a chance to play.

...I ma sOOoo druunK RigggHt noowwwwww.

ZaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAkkkkkk.

wY is thare no c in your nAMNE?????

ho ya, FcUk you Toooo kIra! Ichsant believnne he hasd the sames haiur cuyt asd Me.

I think I'm gonna take a vacation, I'll come back once something implodes or catches fire.

EDIT: I think I'll go to New Zealand since Near suggested not going. It sounds like fun and I kinds like the All Blacks.

All work and no play make Matt a dull boy. I ran out of batteries ( Read more... )

I got bored today and decided to check my body for holes. I surprisingly have no scars from being shot to death. Those ANTI fuckers sure do a good job.

Those transporters better get fixed soon. I want to ditch this place.

( man... )

Well and here I thought that my days of LARPing were done when the bullets went through me. I guess I'll need to rethink my afterlife plans. I heard purgatory was dusty anyways so being brought back to life or something is a bit better than being dead ( Read more... )

This journal will now be used for sendoff

Matt has never been number one, nor does he want to be. It's too much pressure if you ask him, so he's fine with third place in everything. Let the winner and the runner up kill each other first and then he can take what he wants. As you are starting to see, Matt isn't exactly winning the nicest guy of the year award. Sure he may have seemed really ( Read more... )