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a_jade_phoenix

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Apr 02, 2008 12:35

Snape has sex.

SNAPE

HAS

SEX

Is Snape good at it?

I did not just ask that.

I need Hermione. I need Ron. I need a brain transplant.

Or a hug.

Severus Snape fucks other men.

Christ. My head.

OOC: No longer private, pretend Harry went to fix it, and forgot to recode the entry properly.

gregory house, *public, severus snape

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pwnsgod April 2 2008, 16:46:41 UTC

He's amazing.

a_jade_phoenix April 2 2008, 16:49:18 UTC

OH Fu-

Really?

pwnsgod April 2 2008, 16:49:40 UTC

I. Never. Lie.

a_jade_phoenix April 2 2008, 16:51:03 UTC

Everybody lies once in a while, but-

really?

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reluctant_pawn April 2 2008, 17:29:20 UTC

Is there a reason my sex life is being discussed in a public forum?

If you have a problem with homosexuals Potter, please keep your homophobic comments to yourself.

House, shut the fuck up.

a_jade_phoenix April 2 2008, 17:31:42 UTC

I didn't mean for it to BE public.

And I don't have a problem with-you know?

reluctant_pawn April 2 2008, 17:34:03 UTC

You know? Merlin, Potter, are you twelve? The word you're looking for is sex. I understand it may be a new concept for you, but it's a rather common occurrence.

a_jade_phoenix April 2 2008, 17:36:17 UTC

Shuddup.

It's not new ITS YOU!

My world view's been decimated gimmie a chance to realign my cosmos will you?

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grandprat April 2 2008, 18:13:34 UTC

It is a sad turn of events that I'm about to agree with you here. In terms of the brain melting. Not the whether he's good at it or not part.

Did not need to imagine that.

reluctant_pawn April 2 2008, 20:20:32 UTC

I'd rather you didn't imagine anything. Haven't you got ducks to torment?

grandprat April 6 2008, 21:01:31 UTC

You don't torment ducks! What do you take me for? Some kind of savage?

reluctant_pawn April 7 2008, 01:55:23 UTC

So you've never thrown bits of bread at their heads? Never encouraged them to change their natural color?

We're going to dinner to next week. Tuesday night.

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pureblood_wife April 2 2008, 19:17:28 UTC

Wasn't school enough? Oh dear. Harry, just ignore it. Forget about it and ignore it. That's all you can do. I have several memories I'd rather not recall either, and usually I don't. I have better things to worry about than who is doing what with who.

How is Theodore? Is he well now?

a_jade_phoenix April 2 2008, 20:44:49 UTC

He's better. Thank you for coming over like that. I told him we're going to drop by and give you something for the trouble.

pureblood_wife April 2 2008, 21:16:53 UTC

Gifts? How wonderful!

a_jade_phoenix April 2 2008, 21:18:00 UTC

I hope you like them. I just saw them and - yeah.

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