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[a_jade_phoenix]

Snape has sex.

SNAPE

HAS

SEX

Is Snape good at it?

I did not just ask that.

I need Hermione. I need Ron. I need a brain transplant.

Or a hug.

Severus Snape fucks other men.

Christ. My head.

OOC: No longer private, pretend Harry went to fix it, and forgot to recode the entry properly.

Comments

[pureblood_wife]

Wasn't school enough? Oh dear. Harry, just ignore it. Forget about it and ignore it. That's all you can do. I have several memories I'd rather not recall either, and usually I don't. I have better things to worry about than who is doing what with who.

How is Theodore? Is he well now?

[a_jade_phoenix]

He's better. Thank you for coming over like that. I told him we're going to drop by and give you something for the trouble.

[pureblood_wife]

Gifts? How wonderful!

[a_jade_phoenix]

I hope you like them. I just saw them and - yeah.

[pureblood_wife]

I'm sure I will. I can't wait to see!