went to waculla springs today. i haven't been so thrilled since the glass onion. it was unfathomably clear and nice and cold water and sun shining. an alligator ate a bird as we watched from the floating dock a hundred feet away, trembling yet unable to avert our eyes. gratz is coming up tomorrow. i got 1028 points out of 1000 in my computer ( Read more... )

in this mundane life there is glory each night, when dreams take over beyond reach of the light. where angels dance and bananas ride go karts, people eat feces and santa throws lawn darts. anything's possible through subconscious fancy, castles are stormed by burgers called nancy. the soul finds solace through the images grand, and truth meets ( Read more... )

hey! it's eight in the morning. i just got a hundred on my windows xp exam for my computer literacy class, and now i can sit back and quietly reflect on this that or the other while everyone else finishes up in my recitation class. i'm very exited, although i think that some one with even less computer knowledge than myself could've done just as ( Read more... )

jackie, stop being mad at me +

oh man. josh and i are addicted. we now have 324 flight coupons, which is enough for both of us to have two round trips (it's limited to 128 coups per person) and someone else to have a round trip. hollllllla! we're gonna start selling them to everyone who lives here in bradford oaks and laugh about it all the way to the bank vault. then we'll have ( Read more... )

this is the same night. after getting off lj i told my roommates the slammin' news and josh liked it so much we went out to another wendy's and retrieved 44 more coups, so we're going

if anyone wonders what i've done with the past hour of my life, i will tell you- first i went online and started an account with airtran, then i went to the dumpster at wendy's and sifted through all the toxic sh*t to find 26 flight coupons- 38 more and i've got a roundtrip ticket any where in the us of a......for free nigga!
who's coming with me

yes, it's been some time since i've posted. i should probably unleash something intense or epic, but the mundane has so much more appeal to me. i got a ninety on my film test today, and i fakie ollied the nine stair by fresh food and the old bordello salley hall. dan 180'd it. skateboarding is absolutely fantastic and mystifying. i decided as i ( Read more... )

the after-effects of a mother's neglects
may spoil her boy's orientation to sex,
but the converse is worse: if she overprotects,
the pattern of Oedipus wrecks.

Where the hell is my milk woman? said corey as he was finishing his last lines in his new book ''how to kill a mocking bird''. unbetrothed to corey, she brought him a plate of destruction, which he ravenously devoured. I love boys. And mashed potatoes that are from the arctic shipped down via fed ex. You son of bitch, i said 10 o clock not 10:01. ( Read more... )