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[a_failed_god]

This is unacceptable.

Private to Rufus // Hackable.

One of your subordinates has recently broken into my house. This person did not cover their steps well, most notably because they took several items of a personal significance to me and left the toilet seat up. I suppose there is no need to request them back; I have better things to do than engage

Comments

[white_mae]

Would you like to pet Chappy? He makes things better!

[a_failed_god]

... Chappy?

[white_mae]

Yup! Chappy! He's a bunny.

[a_failed_god]

I suppose I still have some specimens in need of food...

I can accept it, if you wish.

[crepusculine]

We've nothing to worry about as far as you're concerned, Professor. Please stop with the threats; they make you look desperate.

[a_failed_god]

Is system hacking part of Shinra employee training, nowadays?

This is the business of adults. Stay out of it.

[crepusculine]

It seems like this whole ordeal has touched a sore spot with you.

[a_failed_god]

It might seem that way.

However, this is all the incentive I need.

[limewillkick]

Grumpy old man.

[a_failed_god]

Justifiably, I feel.

[limewillkick]

Nope, still grumpy. Maybe you need a hug! :D

[a_failed_god]

... Does it concern you so deeply?

Perhaps you can help alleviate my upset.

private//hackable

[rufausu]

You seem to be throwing around groundless suspicions of your own, Professor. Perhaps it is your own ego, old age or simple foolishness that would leave you thinking that I would consider you worth such effort.

Private//Hackable

[a_failed_god]

Don't give me that nonsense, Shinra. She works for you. It was a lure, I'm sure; you knew you couldn't investigate so long as I was there.

Well, Rufus. What did you think of it? I'd be interested to hear your feedback.

Re: Private//Hackable

[rufausu]

I can say, quite honestly, that I have no idea what it is you're babbling about now.

Having my office cleaned is a task more important than anything relating to you, I assure you.

Private//Hackable

[a_failed_god]

... I see.

Then I had best get to work.

[kotostrings]

I think you must be mistaken, Professor. I would never break and enter a home unless it was for my own benefit.

Hypothetically speaking, of course.

[a_failed_god]

There are many employees at Shinra, and you're assuming I'm referring to you personally?

That's rather incriminating.

[kotostrings]

Of course it is.

Perhaps I'll return your papers to you when I'm through with them.

[a_failed_god]

... Your name, and what you did with the First.