Faciliy day care log - February

[kryptonsson]

Who: Clark Kent, Midnighter and YOU
When: February
Where: Each teacher can choose where will they classes take place.
Summary: The rats have the right to have a decent education. Two caped superheroes will make sure of that.
Rating: PG. Tell us if we need to raise this.
Warnings: Bleeh school?

It's another month in the facility. Reset has happened, a new

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Apollo - Home Ec!

[tochasethesun]

[Because someone has to teach the less modern people and the young people how to do laundry and cook for themselves now that there are no interns to tidy up.

He's standing in the laundry room of apartment building 3, waiting on some students.]

Re: Apollo - Home Ec!

[truepsychictale]

[Sasha is hoping home ec will cover cooking, because he has forgotten how to cook.]

[tochasethesun]

[And now because of mun shenanigans this class is taking place in one of the empty apartments. He commandeered one beside the laundry room for teaching purposes. Fight me. >:|]

Well, so much for my noble goal of teaching all these teenagers around here to take care of themselves. [Mildly amused.] So what were you looking to get out of this?

[truepsychictale]

Learning how to cook something besides German food. [At least Sasha is honest] I was thinking about it last night and realized I don't remember how to.

Clark Kent | Writing, Language (including ASL)

[kryptonsson]

[guillotine_beat]

[And look, it's this guy again. He's in a better mood than when he talked with Superman by the incinerator, which is probably a good thing.]

[kryptonsson]

[Why, Clark Kent hasn't talked to Justin since their last class. He obviously would not know about any incident on the incinerator.

Obviously.]

Hello, Justin. Nice to see you again. Have you been practicing?

[guillotine_beat]

Not as much as I would have liked. Things have been rather hectic recently. [Understatement much?]

Superman | Flying, superpowers control, general knowledge

[kryptonsson]

Inara || Science (with languages or art if anyone requests that)

[notanambassador]

[Rumor had it that some of the station's occupants wanted to learn more about science. While Inara didn't consider herself to be particularly scientific, she did have all of the knowledge of a well educated girl from a space faring time.

She was waiting in the park with a white board she stole from the engineers and some books she'd found in the library. With the sudden change from living in an isolated lab to being able to look outside and see space, there were probably some questions about how these things worked.]

Natasha Romanoff //Health Class// (read as sex ed)

[nataliaromanova]

[Because Nat knows Superman isn't bothering with it, she's sneaking it in under the guise of health ed, the notice reads as follows.]

I will offer answers to questions you may have, based on over sixty years of experience. Feel free to ask in person or, for matters of personal privacy send private anonymous communication. I will answer to the best of my ability for my species and other applicable humanoid species.

[bucky_cap]

[Bucky will be over here in the corner, arms crossed over his chest, trying not to laugh. Sorry Tasha, you teaching sex ed is hilarious to him.]

You know he's going to figure it out eventually, right?

[nataliaromanova]

[You really didn't want to push her about this, James.]

So be it. But there are children out there on the cusp of adulthood who will have questions, and hormones, and desires and zero guidance.

Would you rather they fumble around and have traumatic first encounters that sour them for years to come? Or be too terrified to ask anyone something for fear of disappointing them?

And need I remind you three of those children are yours?

[bucky_cap]

[He just quirks an eyebrow at that, stifling a grin.] My first encounters were anything but traumatic and I got my "talk" from smuggled girly magazines and listening to soldiers talk in the barracks. The fumbling's half the fun.

[He leans back in his chair casually. Nope, he's not stopping you from doing this, but he reserves the right to watch and be amused.] Yukina's too young and she's said she doesn't feel ready for that, Accelerator doesn't seem interested in relationships, and Timothy's seventeen and probably got some idea of what he's doing already. I'm in the clear there.