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I heard that you were trouble but I couldn't resist

Oct 14, 2010 04:06

Who: Dave and Evil!Jade
When: Wednesday
Where: Venetian streets
Summary: Dave finally stumbles across Jade but something just ain't quite right.
Rating: PG-13?
Warnings: Invasion of personal space, creeper evil twin

( I make them good girls go bad )

evil twin week, jade harley, dave strider

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crystalanthemum October 14 2010, 09:19:35 UTC

Jade, on the other hand, was having the time of her life. Evil Jade, that is, not the normal one that was still sleeping off in some alley somewhere. Her inherent Jadeyness was untarnished, allowing her to rather easily impersonate the non-evil version, and as such she was just having a blast confusing the heck out of everyone and making out with most of them. And so she walked down the streets, clutching Eridan's lost Ahab's Crosshairs to herself and looking for more targets ( ... )

ironicpurposes October 14 2010, 18:27:58 UTC

Several birds scattered as she drew close, wings flapping noisily, but Dave still didn't react until Jade's hand made contact with his shoulder. He started, damn near dropping his communicator into the water below but he was quick enough to save it. Wow, how had she managed to sneak up on him like that? Clearly he needed to pay fucking attention to his surroundings. Stupid shit like that could get him killed ( ... )

crystalanthemum October 14 2010, 20:50:11 UTC

"Well I was standing on a building..." She gestured towards one of the nearby buildings with the Crosshairs. "And then I fell asleep!!! And, um, I guess I kind of fell off the building??? And then when I woke up my glasses were broken and this was there!!!" Again she hoisted the Crosshairs. "And um, then I came here!! So yeah."

Immediately as he stood Jade returned the gun to its card and gave Dave a big hug!!! "I couldn't find you anywhere and I missed you so much~"

ironicpurposes October 15 2010, 22:29:20 UTC

Dave raised an eyebrow at her explanation, trying to figure out how the hell you could tumble off a building and only end up with a cracked lens. Apparently it didn't even jerk her out of her nap. And that gun? It was just chilling there? Real fucking convenient. But then again it was Jade and would he really be that surprised if all that shit was true? Nah. Not especially.

That train of thought was quickly derailed by Jade's hug attack. He focused first on not falling backwards 'cause then they'd both be going down and Dave didn't need to embarrass himself again. After a half-second of recovery time he slowly returned the hug, giving her a harder squeeze than usual without really meaning to.

"Yeah girl, I hear you. I mean we've been scattered as shit this whole fucking trip and that just ain't right. Still can't find Egbert."

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