I heard that you were trouble but I couldn't resist

[ironicpurposes]

Who: Dave and Evil!Jade
When: Wednesday
Where: Venetian streets
Summary: Dave finally stumbles across Jade but something just ain't quite right.
Rating: PG-13?
Warnings: Invasion of personal space, creeper evil twin

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[crystalanthemum]

Jade, on the other hand, was having the time of her life. Evil Jade, that is, not the normal one that was still sleeping off in some alley somewhere. Her inherent Jadeyness was untarnished, allowing her to rather easily impersonate the non-evil version, and as such she was just having a blast confusing the heck out of everyone and making out with most of them. And so she walked down the streets, clutching Eridan's lost Ahab's Crosshairs to herself and looking for more targets.

And then she spotted the red hair and flock of birds that signified her number one target, just sitting there, being decidedly not evil in her view and therefore probably being the normal one. She considered just blasting him right then and there to bring evil John back a nice gift, but there were several problems with this!!! First off being the crows, which she didn't want to hurt. Secondly being that there was no real point to murder without a little fun first, right~? So she walked over to him, cheerfully adjusting her (partially-cracked) glasses and putting on a reasonably normal Jade face, before tapping him on the shoulder.

"Hi Dave!!!"

[ironicpurposes]

Several birds scattered as she drew close, wings flapping noisily, but Dave still didn't react until Jade's hand made contact with his shoulder. He started, damn near dropping his communicator into the water below but he was quick enough to save it. Wow, how had she managed to sneak up on him like that? Clearly he needed to pay fucking attention to his surroundings. Stupid shit like that could get him killed.

But hey, it was just Jade. Right? If it had been the clone she could've just taken a potshot at his head and that would have been fucking that. Even so, it would be better to test the waters here and not assume anything. The crow on his opposite shoulder leapt onto his leg instead, blinking beady eyes at the newcomer as they both surveyed her. Dave seemed to relax a bit, but not entirely as he shot the Jade standing above him an almost-smile.

"Hey Jade. Was wondering when you'd show," he greeted as he climbed to his feet. His legs protested but they could just fucking deal with it for now, and the crow cawwed indignantly at its former perch as it was dumped from Dave's lap. "What happened to your specs?"

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"Well I was standing on a building..." She gestured towards one of the nearby buildings with the Crosshairs. "And then I fell asleep!!! And, um, I guess I kind of fell off the building??? And then when I woke up my glasses were broken and this was there!!!" Again she hoisted the Crosshairs. "And um, then I came here!! So yeah."

Immediately as he stood Jade returned the gun to its card and gave Dave a big hug!!! "I couldn't find you anywhere and I missed you so much~"

[ironicpurposes]

Dave raised an eyebrow at her explanation, trying to figure out how the hell you could tumble off a building and only end up with a cracked lens. Apparently it didn't even jerk her out of her nap. And that gun? It was just chilling there? Real fucking convenient. But then again it was Jade and would he really be that surprised if all that shit was true? Nah. Not especially.

That train of thought was quickly derailed by Jade's hug attack. He focused first on not falling backwards 'cause then they'd both be going down and Dave didn't need to embarrass himself again. After a half-second of recovery time he slowly returned the hug, giving her a harder squeeze than usual without really meaning to.

"Yeah girl, I hear you. I mean we've been scattered as shit this whole fucking trip and that just ain't right. Still can't find Egbert."

[crystalanthemum]

"Yeah, I can't either..."

She pulled away, grasping Dave's shoulders tight. "But... does it really matter~? At least we found each other, right?"

Jade resisted the urge to giggle evilly. This was going to be fun.

[ironicpurposes]

Dave wasn't feeling quite as amused, but he kept his expression neutral despite the suspicion creeping its way back up. He leaned back a bit, testing the strength of Jade's grip while subtly trying to escape it.

"I'd say it matters a whole fuckton, actually," he replied simultaneously, voice completely flat.

[crystalanthemum]

Jade giggled a bit, possibly in a slightly more sinister tone than usual but it's Jade so who would even notice?? "Well yes but John can take care of himself..."

She brought her face in very close to Dave's. "And I can take care of you~"

THEN, ATTEMPTED MAKEOUTS.

No really, then Jade tried to make out with Dave.