Molly Carpenter /\ Fourth Veil \/ Video

[padawanwizard]

[ the video feed comes on, and a young girl with long blonde hair who looks to be anywhere between 10 and 12 is glaring at the camera.

Certain Chicago-based wizards should find it a familiar sight, if one not seen in years. The similarity to one Molly Carpenter, age 18, is not immediately evident, mostly because Molly has a lot of piercings,

Comments

[video]

[hung_garian]

Welcome to my world, sugar. My advice? Invest in a footstool. Really helps with reaching stuff. Oooor I guess you could just find a tall person and get them to move in, but don't tell them why, they'd probably take offence.

[It's worth pointing out that Gabriel is really not that far below average height.]

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[tinypadawan]

Well, at least I know I'll hit a growth spurt and end up towering above a good portion of my peers. You'll be a short bastard your whole life.

[video]

[hung_garian]

Sweetie, please, you kiss your momma with that mouth? 'Sides, being a short bastard isn't so bad. I never hit my head on doorframes, for one thing.

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[tinypadawan]

You know, if I'd ever actually had that problem, that might be insulting.

You want to insult someone for being tall, at least talk to Harry or something, not someone who's a perfectly respectable height.

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[denyamenti]

[ someone watching you is greatly amused ]

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[tinypadawan]

[ This is her scowling at you, Bakura. Though with less venom than, say, Gabriel got. ]

What?

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[denyamenti]

[ he knows Gabriel and the kind of scowling that man is likely to get, so that's not saying much. still, he'll be cordial ]

If you need some assistance...

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[tinypadawan]

[ She sticks her tongue out at him ]

You're laughing inside. I can tell.

But if Harry's too busy to come be tall, I will keep you in mind as backup.

[harry_b_dresden]

I, um. You.

Hell's bells.

Molly?

[tinypadawan]

Nope, it's Amanda, I just suddenly started cussing for no reason.

Yes.

What the hell is going on?

[harry_b_dresden]

This place...sometimes it does things like that. For instance, once I was a woman for a week. I wasn't all that good at it, but I mean there you go. [He's trying not to laugh. And failing]

You know, I'd almost forgotten what color your hair actually is.

[tinypadawan]

[ DEATH GLARE OF DOOOOOOOOM. It's... rather cute, coming from a ten year old. ]

Shut the fuck up! That is a lie, you know exactly what color my hair is and it's not funny! I'm ten!

[babbybat]

[Smirks.]You must be tiny if you can't reach the top cupboards.

[tinypadawan]

You know what, fuck you squirt. You'd have trouble, too if you'd just lost like a foot and a half of height.

[ Okay, it's more like a foot, but still. ]

[babbybat]

I doubt it. It sounds to me like you're just trying to come up with excuses.

[tinypadawan]

Excuses for what, not liking to climb up on the counter to reach my dishes?

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[lunaed]

Just because you're little doesn't mean anything bad.

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[tinypadawan]

I am 18 years old and almost 6 feet tall and I have multiple piercings and tattoos that I spent good money on and now I'm suddenly TEN.

Doesn't seem like much of a good time to me. Also I can't reach all my stuff without climbing on the damn counter now.

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[lunaed]

They have footstools. Ten isn't even being a kid.

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[tinypadawan]

[ scowl ]

Is so. My little sister Alicia is older than ten and she is completely still a kid.