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Molly Carpenter /\ Fourth Veil \/ Video

Feb 12, 2012 01:53

[ the video feed comes on, and a young girl with long blonde hair who looks to be anywhere between 10 and 12 is glaring at the camera.

Certain Chicago-based wizards should find it a familiar sight, if one not seen in years. The similarity to one Molly Carpenter, age 18, is not immediately evident, mostly because Molly has a lot of piercings, ( Read more... )

molly carpenter, c: rainbow dash, c: roxas, c: yami bakura, c: damian wayne (robin v), wish week

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[video] hung_garian February 12 2012, 10:48:21 UTC

Welcome to my world, sugar. My advice? Invest in a footstool. Really helps with reaching stuff. Oooor I guess you could just find a tall person and get them to move in, but don't tell them why, they'd probably take offence.

[It's worth pointing out that Gabriel is really not that far below average height.]

[video] tinypadawan February 12 2012, 18:07:46 UTC

Well, at least I know I'll hit a growth spurt and end up towering above a good portion of my peers. You'll be a short bastard your whole life.

[video] hung_garian February 12 2012, 18:12:17 UTC

Sweetie, please, you kiss your momma with that mouth? 'Sides, being a short bastard isn't so bad. I never hit my head on doorframes, for one thing.

[video] tinypadawan February 12 2012, 18:15:31 UTC

You know, if I'd ever actually had that problem, that might be insulting.

You want to insult someone for being tall, at least talk to Harry or something, not someone who's a perfectly respectable height.

[video] hung_garian February 12 2012, 18:20:42 UTC

Oh, calm down, that wasn't supposed to be a personal jab. You always react this badly to pleasant conversation? I'm just being friendly here.

[For once, it's true. Of course, it won't last for any longer than the week.]

[video] tinypadawan February 12 2012, 18:22:47 UTC

[ Molly is the most dubious ]

This is your idea of pleasant conversation? Where were you raised, planet douchebag?

[video] hung_garian February 12 2012, 18:30:29 UTC

Pretty much, yeah. Trust me, I'm usually much more vitriolic than this.

[video] tinypadawan February 12 2012, 19:47:21 UTC

[ thoughtfully ] ...I guess that explains some things. Like why you're a dick.

But I still don't like being pre-pubescent. It fucking sucks.

[video] hung_garian February 12 2012, 21:52:35 UTC

[He'll just... not mention that many of his family manage to be from Planet Douchebag without being total arseholes.]

Get some stilts. Might make you feel better.

[video] tinypadawan February 13 2012, 20:03:13 UTC

[ It's a failing of his, clearly. Or is it a failing of theirs? ]

No, I'm pretty sure they'd make me feel concussed because I'd fall over in about a minute.

[ sigh ] It's not about the short so much as I'm ten.

Re: [video] hung_garian February 13 2012, 20:13:10 UTC

They can't be that difficult. Where's your sense of adventure, huh?

[He shrugs.]

Most of the ten year olds I've met seem to enjoy it. What's the problem? Not like anyone's gonna kick you outta here for being a minor.

[video] tinypadawan February 13 2012, 23:39:05 UTC

Because I'm supposed to be eighteen.

[ When you're 18, not being a little kid is of UTMOST IMPORTANCE ]

[video] hung_garian February 14 2012, 09:00:46 UTC

I see.

[He doesn't.]

Well, chin up, kiddo - it's just for the week, right?

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