55 ♊ Sollux Captor ♊ Video

[psionichax0r]

[He's pointing to his horns at the start of the video, even if you can't recognize his face, he's still the only one to have four of those.]Yeah. It's Sollux. Seems the experiments this bullshit not recognizing faces thing I had before. Excuse me while I just die laughing over the fact that this is happening to me twice

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[godsmommy]

Sollux!

[this whole not recognizing faces thing has thrown her for a loop, but she does recognize those horns, and it's relieving to actually know who someone is right now]

Long time no see, loser. [but she's grinning like an idiot anyway]

Pffft, everybody's late around here. I got you something, too. Guess we can have a late gift exchange, huh?

2/2

[godsmommy]

Oh yeah and... it's Heather, by the way. In case you can't tell by my distinctive screech.

lol heather <3

[psionichax0r]

Ehehehe, no way, I'd recognize that distinctive screech anywhere. Well that and you're the only human I know with yellow hair.

What? Really? You got me somefin too?

[he's surprised but pleasantly so]

Yeah, okay, a late gift exchange! That sounds great.

she's the master of being polite

[godsmommy]

[she laughs, shaking her head]

Well of course I got you something. I mean, I figured I had to give at least one person something besides coal, right?

[a small grin]

I'll be in your room in like five minutes, okay?

[she's already grabbing the sloppily wrapped present and is out in the hallway before there's time for him to object]

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[caligulasaqua]

Oh, yeah, I love you ruinin' my property. Thanks a lot asshole.

[video]

[psionichax0r]

You're welcome.

So. Watcha wearing?

[audio]

[caligulasaqua]

The shirt I was wearin' when you destroyed all my others. You didn't even get them all.

[audio]

[psionichax0r]

[Damn it.]

19 out of 20 isn't bad.

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[cahoooooooots]

Are you insane? You just "kind of want to talk to him"? Am I the only one treating this like the federal fucking issue it is?

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[psionichax0r]

You're certainly not the only one.

But he's still Gamzee, Vriska.

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[cahoooooooots]

Is he? Or is he the Bard? Or is he somebody different who I've never met and I'm not just saying that because of the stupid experiment this week.

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[psionichax0r]

He's Gamzee, and he's my friend. And he always will be Gamzee, so you better just step back and learn to deal with that.

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[sw33t_just1c3]

Welcome back! You were starting to worry me, asshole. [Welp, Sollux. Everything sounds good on this front.]

Is this a public talk, or do I need to come hassle you in person for a while?

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[psionichax0r]

Heh. Sorry.

I guess it's kind of an in person talk.

[Meaning there's no way in hell he wants to discuss this on the network.]

[audio]==>[in person]

[sw33t_just1c3]

Fair enough! Prepare for the hassling of your life.

[Yeah, she's over at Sollux's room pretty quickly...with a piece of paper in her hands? She knocks on the door.]

[in person]

[psionichax0r]

[predictably enough, he opens the door.]

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[lordsweatyhorse]

You need to keep your matesprit in line.

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[psionichax0r]

You need to shut your fucking mouth.

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[lordsweatyhorse]

No, I believe my statement was the correct one.

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[psionichax0r]

How about this. You shut your mouth, or I'll shut it for you.