55 ♊ Sollux Captor ♊ Video

[psionichax0r]

[He's pointing to his horns at the start of the video, even if you can't recognize his face, he's still the only one to have four of those.]Yeah. It's Sollux. Seems the experiments this bullshit not recognizing faces thing I had before. Excuse me while I just die laughing over the fact that this is happening to me twice

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[godsmommy]

Sollux!

[this whole not recognizing faces thing has thrown her for a loop, but she does recognize those horns, and it's relieving to actually know who someone is right now]

Long time no see, loser. [but she's grinning like an idiot anyway]

Pffft, everybody's late around here. I got you something, too. Guess we can have a late gift exchange, huh?

2/2

[godsmommy]

Oh yeah and... it's Heather, by the way. In case you can't tell by my distinctive screech.

lol heather <3

[psionichax0r]

Ehehehe, no way, I'd recognize that distinctive screech anywhere. Well that and you're the only human I know with yellow hair.

What? Really? You got me somefin too?

[he's surprised but pleasantly so]

Yeah, okay, a late gift exchange! That sounds great.

she's the master of being polite

[godsmommy]

[she laughs, shaking her head]

Well of course I got you something. I mean, I figured I had to give at least one person something besides coal, right?

[a small grin]

I'll be in your room in like five minutes, okay?

[she's already grabbing the sloppily wrapped present and is out in the hallway before there's time for him to object]

the very best, that no one ever was

[psionichax0r]

And of course it had to be me. I am the only one in this place cool enough for you to even consider.

Okay, see you here.

between her and Sollux they could probably offend everyone in the entire Fac

[godsmommy]

Well duh. You're the only person who managed to transcend the coal list through your pure concentrated awesome.

[she's knocking on his door pretty quickly, shifting the horribly wrapped parcel under one arm]

no way. they would never offend anyone, they are just too polite.

[psionichax0r]

[he opens the door.]

Heather, right? Just double checking.

they'd be throwing tea parties for all the old ladies

[godsmommy]

No, it's the pope.

[she snickers]

Yeah. It's me. Wow, it's so weird not being able to recognize your face. I mean like... seriously.

[she waltzes in and holds the hideously wrapped present out to him]

[psionichax0r]

The what?

[what is human culture, who is this popey person. he manages to shove his confusion to the side at the hideously wrapped gift however, curiosity taking over as he moves to grab it.]

Wow Heather, you're being real coherent about this.

[godsmommy]

The pope's this stupid religious leader where I'm from. Don't worry about it.

[she smiles a little as she watches him take it]

Yeah, you know me. Coherent as they come. I'm like a freakin' key notes speaker up in this joint.

[psionichax0r]

Yes you have all the keynotes. They are you.

[He opens the gift and see the. Terrible sweater. And he immediately starts laughing.]

Heather, what the fuck?

[godsmommy]

[Heather starts laughing too and punches him lightly in the shoulder]

Suits ya, don't you think?

[it's good to see him laugh and she beams]

[psionichax0r]

[He looks back at her, beaming himself.]

Please tell me I do not look this gaudy when I start glowing.

[And of course he accompanies the statement by suddenly have a red and blue flashing light surrounding him. It's heard being a seizure inducing nightlight when you use your powers :c]

[godsmommy]

Gaudy? No way. You're like the world's most stylish cop car.

[she can't resist fluffing his hair a little in a 'b'awwww' sort of way]

You don't even need a flashlight. I'll bring you with me next time I decide to visit the woods.

keywords

[psionichax0r]

[he gives her a sad face.]

You're cruel Heather Mason.

Here, give me your communicator.

rofl

[godsmommy]

As cruel as they come. But don't hate on it. I'd kill to be able to use my body as a flashlight.

[she pinches his cheek, and tosses him the device]

Sure, how come?