[Audio]

[white_beret]

[The weeping face might not look familiar, but those who've seen Komui do this before might recognise the hysteria]

Okay, I give in to your torture. I won't build any more castration robots, now give me back my tools and coffee, you horrible, terrible, disgusting thieves!

[Sob]

I'm so abused!

Comments

[video]

[hung_garian]

[Komui probably wouldn't recognise this face anyway, but the alarm is unmistakable.]

Castration robots?

Re: [video]

[white_beret]

It was a measured and proportional response! [Sob]

And they killed him, the beautiful work of my hand. They cut him to pieces before he'd even snipped his first pervert.

[video]

[hung_garian]

Crikey.

[He pauses, contemplating the idea of a castration robot further. The more he thinks about it, the gladder he is that it's allegedly dead.]

You're sure he's gone, are you? I mean, on a scale from comic-book villain to Gary Glitter's career, how likely would you say he is to make a comeback?

Re: [video]

[white_beret]

He was a sparking heap of chopped-up pieces!

[and that sets Komui to sobbing loudly once again]

[audio]

[hisbutler_bound]

[He's sticking to audio because people have no problem recognizing voices]

You poor thing, you almost sound desperate for a cup of coffee.

[audio]

[white_beret]

I can't be tempted! [He's tempted]

[audio]

[hisbutler_bound]

Oh? Here I thought you wanted a delicious cup of coffee. To think that no one else drinks it and it just sits there.

Re: [audio]

[white_beret]

[snuffle]

No, coffee isn't worth my soul [though that wasn't an easy conclusion to come to]

[liesbysmiles]

... Castration robots?

[white_beret]

He was my finest creation, able to get to the root of a problem and snip it out.

[liesbysmiles]

Ahh, what exactly was the problem? That seems rather extreme.

[white_beret]

That FOUL PERVERT licked my poor, sweet, innocent, vulnerable little sister. How could he?!

[historyrabbit]

[Why hello, mysterious man.]

Your tools and coffee got stolen?

[The...hysteria will sink in slowly.]

[white_beret]

Yes! My favourite little subordinate lured me off and the other two raided my room and stole my most valuable things.

[historyrabbit]

["...favorite little subordinate..."

owait

Komui?!

Welp, here's hoping that he's not recognized.]

They probably didn't want to face another castration robot, you know. Bit extreme.

[white_beret]

It was a measured and proportional response.

[truepsychictale]

I'll bring you some coffee.

[white_beret]

Marry me.

[truepsychictale]

I would, but I don't think I could handle that many spouses.

[white_beret]

...Sasha? Or Axel, though he doesn't have coffee as far as I know.