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Jan 03, 2012 20:28

[The weeping face might not look familiar, but those who've seen Komui do this before might recognise the hysteria]

Okay, I give in to your torture. I won't build any more castration robots, now give me back my tools and coffee, you horrible, terrible, disgusting thieves!

[Sob]

I'm so abused!

c: hiei, komui lee, c: sollux captor, c: alma karma, c: princess ishtar

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[video] hung_garian January 3 2012, 20:39:32 UTC
[Komui probably wouldn't recognise this face anyway, but the alarm is unmistakable.]

Castration robots?

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Re: [video] white_beret January 3 2012, 20:58:36 UTC
It was a measured and proportional response! [Sob]

And they killed him, the beautiful work of my hand. They cut him to pieces before he'd even snipped his first pervert.

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[video] hung_garian January 3 2012, 21:07:39 UTC
Crikey.

[He pauses, contemplating the idea of a castration robot further. The more he thinks about it, the gladder he is that it's allegedly dead.]

You're sure he's gone, are you? I mean, on a scale from comic-book villain to Gary Glitter's career, how likely would you say he is to make a comeback?

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Re: [video] white_beret January 3 2012, 21:32:24 UTC
He was a sparking heap of chopped-up pieces!

[and that sets Komui to sobbing loudly once again]

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[video] hung_garian January 3 2012, 21:34:35 UTC
Oh, that's--

[he stops himself from celebrating too obviously, and quickly schools his expression into something more sympathetic.]

awful. Sorry for your loss.

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Re: [video] white_beret January 3 2012, 21:37:35 UTC
[The words can just about be made out through the hysterical weeping]

He was my baby! I made him with my own haaaands.

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[video] hung_garian January 3 2012, 21:40:25 UTC
Life'd sure be a lot simpler if everyone made their babies that way. You got the funeral sorted? Or is it too soon to ask?

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Re: [video] white_beret January 3 2012, 21:52:48 UTC
[If you didn't think the wailing could get worse, you were wrong]

I'm not allowed the body! They think I'll rebuild him.

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[video] hung_garian January 3 2012, 21:57:22 UTC
Oh, that was thoughtful of 'em.

[Pause. Hide your relief better, Gabriel.]

I mean thoughtless. Cruelly, callously, thoughtless.

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Re: [video] white_beret January 3 2012, 22:26:49 UTC
It was! It took me years to collect all of that material. So cruel, so cruel.

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[video] hung_garian January 3 2012, 22:29:33 UTC
So you won't be able to make another, then?

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Re: [video] white_beret January 3 2012, 22:50:50 UTC
I need to hope we're sent to an F3 that'll have the materials I need.

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[video] hung_garian January 3 2012, 23:10:23 UTC
I'll keep my fingers crossed for you, pal.

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Re: [video] white_beret January 3 2012, 23:24:50 UTC
You're such a kind and understanding soul.

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[video] hung_garian January 3 2012, 23:29:10 UTC
So I'm frequently told, yeah.

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Re: [video] white_beret January 4 2012, 20:58:52 UTC
And who am I talking to? is it one of my dear, beloved, understanding friends?

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