Mindy Macready//27th Violent Violet Vallor//Video

[daddys_hit_girl]

[Mindy's peering at the camera happily, bouncing a little bit

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[ecto_biologist]

[He kind of stares. Not badly, mind.]

Woah.... that's really cool.

[daddys_hit_girl]

Isn't it fucking awesome? I think I got my eyes mixed up with a couple other peoples and they just stuck 'em in me!

[She spins around the room happily, making John's view on the screen a little dizzying]

I have an actual superpower now! The red one totally sees in the dark!

[ecto_biologist]

Woah, seriously? Night Vision? That is -sweet-!

[HE IS SLIGHTLY JEALOUS RIGHT NOW. NIGHT VISION IS LIKE THE COOLEST THING.]

I mean, hell, I wish I could see in the dark, it would be so rad.

[daddys_hit_girl]

Yeah, 'bout time I got an actual superpower. I've been in this business six years now and no super rays, no gamma beams and no radioactive chipmunks at all.

I'd settle for a deal with the devil, even. The world could stand to be more like Ghost Rider.

[video]

[myfieryballs]

I want some. What do you want for them?

[video]

[daddys_hit_girl]

Iunno.

D'you have food? I haven't had actual food in a long time. Last couple places that had food it was either super gross or I exploded.

[video]

[myfieryballs]

I've traded most of my food away. I do have a box of macaroni and cheese left, though, if you'd like that.

Re: [video]

[daddys_hit_girl]

Dude, mac and cheese? Totally, you can have the rest of these. I haven't had mac and cheese in way too long.

Who are you trying to buy?

[text]

[rebelle_elle]

[LE GASP! WHAT IS THIS?]

M! R U SRS RITE NOW? SRSLY?

[text]

[daddys_hit_girl]

I got a box of macaroni and cheese for the rest of my shitty Val money!

[Kids, Elle. Learn to deal with them and their fickle ways.]

[text]

[rebelle_elle]

[This- this- this is- FUCK HER SO HARD.]

u dont have milk or buter u dumbshit! how the fuk r u gonna make it! i culd have bouht sum1!!!

[And then a few moments later, to make sure Mindy gets the point, there's another message.]

>:( !!!!!!!

Re: [text]

[daddys_hit_girl]

Magic.

No seriously, there's like a fuckton of people who can do magic. I'm willing to bet at least one of them can magic me up some milk if I offer them some of this kraft mac.

[liesbysmiles]

Ah, so that's where my other eye went.

[daddys_hit_girl]

Apparently. Um... Well, on the bright side we're not blind?

Something tells me they'd have pulled this shit if we did the hand holding thing too, so no big deal.

[liesbysmiles]

Possibly.

Where did you get the red one.

[daddys_hit_girl]

Because it. I um. [She shrugs]

But I think it's cool. Maybe it's just bonus points?

[onteamdyson]

........ what the actual fuck.

[daddys_hit_girl]

Be jealous of my super eyes, Kenzi. I can see in the dark like a motherfucker.

[onteamdyson]

Yeah, but... Mindy--

[Now she has no shot at being a normal, little girl. It's really kind of depressing. But why ruin her fun like that?! Ugh... sisterly feelings of lame.]

They're totally badass. Can I have a freakin' vallor!?

[daddys_hit_girl]

But what? These colors totally match and I can work the mask to work with the red!

Sorry, I totally sold em to some adorable gay guy for some legit mac'n'cheese. He's gonna get a date with a movie star and it sounded like a cute romantic comedy sortuvathing.